Dannyalcatraz Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I think it's time to bring a little levity back to this forum. So, here's the game- come up with a restaurant name based on an album title or song title. Example #1: an Atlantic Coast seafood house called "Vulgar Display of Chowder." Example #2: a Vietnamese restaurant called "I Pho Like A Beast." Example #3: a gastropub called "Gastronomy Domine." So.. BRING IT! Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 A lakeside barbeque called "Smoke On The Water" (OK, just a song title, but I couldn't resist) A broasted chicken place called "Birds of Fire". Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Microbrew pub: Misty Mountain Hops 24 hour diner: Fries By Night Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Fraser Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Well, we already have the "Ruby Tuesday" restaurant chain. Scott Fraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p90jr Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I've been joking about starting a Hendrix-themed chicken wing place called "Little Wings" for years... I fear now that I posted that Authentic Hendrix will partner up with Appleby's or somebody and actually do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Always a risk! Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picker Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 A fast food joint called Junk #49... Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larryz Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 A hotdog stand called: 3 Dog Night Take care, Larryz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 If Ozzy has to go vegan for health reasons, Sharon will open a restaurant called "Salad Bloody Salad." Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 THERE'S an idea! Since I don't think he's gone vegan yet, whaddya think of "Ozzie's Bat Wings"? Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Steakhouse - "The Final Cut" A bunch of loud, obnoxious music I USED to make with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEHpicker Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Malt shop in San Francisco: "The Hippy Hippy Shake" Fast food restaurant: "Life in the Fast Lane" BBQ restaurant: "Piggy Sue" SEHpicker The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it." George Orwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Fraser Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Just about any kind of cuisine, but huge portions & really cheap: "Beggar's Banquet" Scott Fraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Sammy Hagar's new Jewish Deli: "One, Two, Three Lox Box" Hmmm...a bakery called "Pieway to Hell" A fruit drink shop "Smoothie Operator" A pita shop called "Master of Pockets" A fast food joint "Punk Rock Grill" A chicken shack, "The Unforgettable Fryer" Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Steakhouse - "The Final Cut" And inside it, a bar that is difficult to locate... Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinny Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Steakhouse - "The Final Cut" And inside it, a bar that is difficult to locate... Where's the F***in' bar, John?!?!? Stuff and things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 I would SO eat there... Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Bet you can guess this one without me even saying it- the house special: baby back ribs in black bean sauce... Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Fraser Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 It goes without saying that we would need to include: "Alice's Restaurant" Scott Fraser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Bet you can guess this one without me even saying it- the house special: baby back ribs in black bean sauce... I have to confess I'm stumped! Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIvBNsSywQ Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 I still don't...waitaminit... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... (insert facepalm smiley here) For those slower than me: the house special: baby back ribs in black bean sauce... Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Where do you go for gourmet cheeses? "Cheeses Are Just Alright" Where do you find rockin' deserts? "Never Say Diet!" What restaurant has a cult-like followiing for their Japanese fast food? "Sonic Tempura" Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I still don't...waitaminit... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... (insert facepalm smiley here) For those slower than me: the house special: baby back ribs in black bean sauce... Congratulations! Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hey I know-I`ll start a place where all the dishes feature my favorite fish... I`ll call it Cod-rophenia Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 Nice! Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I always thought there should really be a place simply called "Barandgrill". And for a real groaner, An eatery that features prime rib called---please don't hit me---"Roll Over Beef Oven"! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Oh boy-glad you beat me to getting beaten. I was going to throw an oven one in too: `Appetite for Convection`. Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 And here I thought we were trying to come up with serious names... Since we're going lowbrow with it, may I offer: A mutton house: Uriah Sheep Classic German cuisine: Kraut Rock A bunch of loud, obnoxious music I USED to make with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyalcatraz Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 IMHO, the worse, the better! Would you eat at "Pretty Crepe Machine"? Or "Atom Tart Mother's"? Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx http://murphysmusictx.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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