Michelle ggurl Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 What was the question again? Is this thing on? Original Latin Jazz CD Baby "I am not certain how original my contribution to music is as I am obviously an amateur." Patti Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moj Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyyd Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 That's a very good question. What I would really like to know is what is the difference between an orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJUSCULE Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 In other related news... Eric Website Gear page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Speaking of news: http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/20110615/tc_digitaltrends/japanesescientistscreatesmeatoutoffeces When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonianKing Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 :idea: "The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGman Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 What did the burned out lightbulb say to the new bulb?.......I see the light! Sorry. : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwhite9 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 On a state consulting contract one of the resident cynics told me the answer was 17. 17 people from prior year budget preparation, to email request to requisition to POs to the approval to send the approval to the maintenance guys, to get the thing scheduled as part of one of their trips, to do a QC check, and so on. They actually counted one time. They never heard of petty cash. Even if there was a box of them there it would be locked away by the maintenance guys. edit: they counted it and had it on a business process flow chart. As I fooud out it wasn't a joke. It's just the way things are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Dan Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 A moth walks into a bar and sits down, and orders a whiskey. Bartender asks "so what's going on?". The moth says, "well, things have been rough. I lost my job and have really been struggling. I just found out they're foreclosing on my house. I caught my wife cheating with my best friend. When I confronted her, she left me. I've been depressed and turning to the bottle...sometimes I just want to die!". The bartender says "that sounds aweful, but it sound like you need a shrink, not a drink!. What are you doing here?". The moth says "the light was on". Dan Acoustic/Electric stringed instruments ranging from 4 to 230 strings, hammered, picked, fingered, slapped, and plucked. Analog and Digital Electronic instruments, reeds, and throat/mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGman Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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