My girlfriend and I have broken up. I thought she was seeing someone else, I wasn't sure, but I ended it anyway. I am a little down, so maybe I will write a country-blues song:
My girlfriend left me,
My pickup doesn't start,
My doggie has died,
Hey, did that cow just fart?
At least I have my (6)(5)(4) string,
To get me through, just in case,
I know I'll find another,
Hope it's girl, or maybe one more bass.