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K K

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  1. Hahahahaha, really funny one, thanks BluesKeys. :grin: My favorites are : P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit
  2. Why less than 10 times a week though? :grin:
  3. Google for the transcribe freeware. Then transfer your difficult piece into a wave file and use the software to figure it out. It's a good tool to help.
  4. http://www.maxbass.com/images/Faeries-Aire-and-Death-Waltz.GIF
  5. http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/joke1.gif
  6. http://www.cssasuzuki.ca/funpages/MusicChart.jpg
  7. A guy go see his doctor. Doc - "I've got some bad news and some horrible news." Guy - "What's the bad news?" Doc - "You have a horrible form of cancer, there's no treatment and you have only one day to live." Guy - "Oh my God! What's the horrible news?" Doc - "I tried to call you yesterday..."
  8. Woohoo, I haven't grown up either, since #20 doesn't apply to me.
  9. I'd say $10 per key played with transpose function enabled and no maximum. :grin:
  10. Well, when I post a pic of that girl working at the nearby boutique, can you simultaneously work and look at her? :grin:
  11. You're not supposed to be simultaneously working and surfing.
  12. Those who missed the opportunity to buy the latest Keyboard Corner Comp 12 dedicated to the late Laurie Z can download my piece recorded for that compilation, the Élégie from Rachmaninoff (opus 3), by clicking here.
  13. What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola burns longer. :grin:
  14. I remember an old video of the original "Ne me quittes pas" from Jacques Brel. He's actually crying for the entire song.
  15. I think I read this one in a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant.
  16. Foolish man gives wife grand piano, real man gives wife upright organ.
  17. Husband of the year. http://www.cimpa.org/Husband%20of%20the%20year%20nr%203%20-%20Albania.jpg
  18. What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. ------------------- What do you call a group of topless female accordian players? Ladies in Pain -------------- Some definitions conductor: a musician who is adept at following many people at the same time. music: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience. relative major: an uncle in the Marine Corps. relative minor: a girlfriend.
  19. You're very welcome. Feel free to contact me for anything involving the Kurzweil PC2X, the PC2 manager software or even the old Kurz 1000 series. If I can be of any help, it will be my pleasure.
  20. That's definitely the saddest thing I've ever read.
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