What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
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What do you call a group of topless female accordian players?
Ladies in Pain
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Some definitions
conductor: a musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
music: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
relative major: an uncle in the Marine Corps.
relative minor: a girlfriend.