Sven Golly

Not a musical joke, but I shot milk out of my nose when I heard this one... =========================================== A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the fire fighter says with admiration. Thanks the girl says The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles. Little Partner, the fire fighter says, I dont want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats collar too, I think you could go faster. The little girl replies thoughtfully, Youre probably right, but then I wouldnt have a siren.

While playing in my Journey tribute, after doing first set at a small 100-seat bar an hour west of Toronto, a 19-year-old in a Metallica t-shirt approached me and asked if we were really Journey. (of course I said yes, and that we were just doing some small, quiet gigs to warm up for our upcoming "reunion" world tour, and not to tell too many people... )

Beauty (or value) is very much in the eye of the beholder. In my opinion, yes. (also, we're aware it's a question after the first question mark... 3 is merely belaboring the point ) Cheers, SG

No worries, Don... my retort was a little short as well, as my better half was pestering me to take her shopping... I felt the same way as an OS/2 user a decade ago... Cheers, SG

DR. Thanks for the (somewhat sarcastic) clarification. Perhaps in future postings you could use the emoticons, so that those of us who are reading your posts, and not your mind, will get it. Cheers, SG

Trust me... Bill Gates (and every other software publisher) knows all too well the rampant piracy that is the norm in China. SG

Details about the various tonewheel Hammonds can be found at this website . Cheers, SG