jazzpiano88 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 I'll fill out the form later..... Bass player offenses/fines list > > Name of offender _____________________________ > Date of offense(s) _____ / _____ / _______ > > Musical offenses > > Playing loudly during warm up - $10 > Sound-checking amp with funk slapping - $25 > Loud cursing after mistake - $10 > Playing high and fast after mistake - $20 > Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes - $20 > Asking for "E" tuning note - $25 > Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb - $50 > Playing written-out walking line - $50 > Failure to play written walking line - $75 > Writing note names over ledger-line notes - $50 > Writing beat numbers under dotted figures - $50 > Playing eighth notes - $5 each > Playing sixteenth notes - $10 each > Playing above 1st octave-immediate dismissal > Dragging fast tempo - $75 > Dragging ballad tempo - $100 > Blacking out during ballad - $200 > Ignoring drummer's tempo - $100 > Following drummer's tempo - $250 > Asking to borrow Real Book for All Of Me - $1000 > > Upright player offenses > > Showing up before first downbeat - $25 > Playing audibly - $25 > Faking changes - $25 > Slapping - $150 > Missing tutti lick, then mentioning vintage of bass - $25 > Excessive sweating - $25 > Pedal point double-stops during horn solo - $50 > Asking leader for a solo - $30 > Accepting solo when offered - $50 > Taking second chorus - $100 > Playing solo arco - $400 > Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune - $25 > Playing "A Train" ending on every tune - $200 > Playing extended "A Train" ending on every tune - $500 > > Electric player offenses > > Checking hair between tunes - $15 > Experimenting with odd meters - $25 > Missing root at end of blistering fill - $25 > Playing with a pick - $50 > Tuning during ballad - $30 > Playing Jaco groove on samba - $75 > Playing Jaco samba groove on ballad - $150 > Attempting last word on final chord - $50 > Achieving last word on final chord - $100 > Long gliss down to final note - $200 > > Equipment violations-electric > > Forgetting strap - $10 > Changing strings after every set - $15 > Using electric tuner - $15 > Setting up mic "just in case" - $75 > Forgetting to turn amp on - $40 > Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry in > 1 trip - $50 > Asking horn player for help moving amp - $25 > Bringing custom-made bass - $100 per string above 4 > Bringing more than 1 bass - $100 per extra bass > Skull decals on bass - $150 > Bringing fretless bass - $500 > > Criminal bad taste > > Telling bone player about all the gigs you get - $10 > Asking bone player about their day gig - $10 > Sitting behind drums on break - $10 > Quoting "Birdland" - $25 > Practicing scales during break - $25 > Practicing scales during drum solo - $50 > Practicing - $150 > Beginning a sentence with "When I was a guitar player" - $50 > Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you > are "into sequencing" - $100 > > Basic stupidity > > Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt - $10 > Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt - $20 > Asking when the rock set starts - $20 > Continually asking "where are we?" - $25 > Continually shouting "Yeah!" - $25 > Asking bone player where "1" is - $50 > Taking cellphone call during 4's - $100 Quote J a z z P i a n o 8 8 -- Yamaha C7D Montage M8x | CP300 | CP4 | SK1-73 | OB6 | Seven K8.2 | 3300 | CPSv.3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam CA Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Plumbing never sounded better for a career! Quote www.youtube.com/c/InTheMixReviews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Or nursing - it's just like plumbing but with more white or pastel clothing. Quote The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRollins Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Clearly I'm going to have to rob a bank in order to pay for all my violations... Grey Quote I'm not interested in someone's ability to program. I'm interested in their ability to compose and play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Fess up time. What lists about you do the other band members have? Quote Col Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipeb3 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Bass Police... Dial 151 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Motif Max Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 I'm reporting this thread to our bass player. Quote Yamaha: Motif XF8, MODX7, YS200, CVP-305, CLP-130, YPG-235, PSR-295, PSS-470 | Roland: Fantom 7, JV-1000 Kurzweil: PC3-76, PC4 (88) | Hammond: SK Pro 73 | Korg: Triton LE 76, N1R, X5DR | Emu: Proteus/1 | Casio: CT-370 | Novation: Launchkey 37 MK3 | Technics: WSA1R Former: Emu Proformance Plus & Mo'Phatt, Korg Krome 61, Roland Fantom XR & JV-1010, Yamaha MX61, Behringer CAT Assorted electric & acoustic guitars and electric basses | Roland TD-17 KVX | Alesis SamplePad Pro | Assorted organs, accordions, other instruments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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