Six-string-man Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Things I learned today: How to freak your Doctor out. When you go in for your Doctors appointment, he asks how you are, and you proudly tell him that youve lost 10 kg (22 lbs) in the last eight weeks. Its not until his eyes widen in horror, and your better half hastily chips in On purpose, on purpose........ that you remember that youre talking to your Oncologist. Ho hum. Quote Occasionally, do something nice for a total stranger. They'll wonder what the hell is going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Muscara Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Quote "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible! Hoo hoo!" - Daffy Duck "The good news is that once you start piano you never have to worry about getting laid again. More time to practice!" - MOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzzz Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Not funny...there are certain "triggers" that patients can complain about that immediately set off alarms in the doctor's office (or gets you to the front of the line at ERs). For me, it's kinda up there with making bomb jokes when you are going through security at the airport...but hey, maybe your doc has a sense of humor about if you complain of chest pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Things I learned many years ago: Never reheat a hard-boiled egg in the microwave. Quote When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatoboy Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 one smart fella, he felt smart, two smart fellas, they felt smart... 3 smart fellas, they all felt smart! Quote CP-50, YC 73, FP-80, PX5-S, NE-5d61, Kurzweil SP6, XK-3, CX-3, Hammond XK-3, Yamaha YUX Upright, '66 B3/Leslie 145/122 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-REXx Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Things I learned many years ago: Never reheat a hard-boiled egg in the microwave. Been there, done that (got it all over my T-shirt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-string-man Posted May 16, 2019 Author Share Posted May 16, 2019 Not funny...there are certain "triggers" that patients can complain about that immediately set off alarms in the doctor's office (or gets you to the front of the line at ERs). For me, it's kinda up there with making bomb jokes when you are going through security at the airport...but hey, maybe your doc has a sense of humor about if you complain of chest pain? Its not like I did it intentionally, or for a joke, just lack of forethought. I was pleased at losing the weight, and medical professionals are always telling us (us being the overweight) to use a few pounds. If it had have been my GP, Im sure he would have been pleased, I just didnt put two and two together quickly enough. Quote Occasionally, do something nice for a total stranger. They'll wonder what the hell is going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzzz Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 OK, forgiven. But your doc has one additional grey hair now...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-string-man Posted May 17, 2019 Author Share Posted May 17, 2019 OK, forgiven. But your doc has one additional grey hair now...! Actually, my doc is bald! Maybe previous patients did the same as me Quote Occasionally, do something nice for a total stranger. They'll wonder what the hell is going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.