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I've invented a new online game. 1 point for each use of the word "liberal" 1 points for every pro-war reference 5 points for each reference to a Clinton. 10 points for each reference of "Jimmy Carter" Who will win?

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1 point for each use of the word "conservative" 1 points for every anti-war reference 5 points for each reference to a Bush Sr. 10 points for each reference of oil :freak: Personal attacks can be pulled in any direction.
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[quote] 1 point for each use of the word "liberal" 1 points for every pro-war reference 5 points for each reference to a Clinton. 10 points for each reference of "Jimmy Carter" [/quote]Billy Carter parachuted behind enemy lines and landed in a rolling position. The portly man quickly opened a container of peanut oil, a gift from his brother and former president, Jimmy Carter. He spread the oil upon the ground liberally and set it on fire, to aide the paratroopers to come. "Ah, nothing like the smell of burning peanut oil in the morning," he muttered to himself. "Smells like... Chelsea Clinton's hair."
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[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b]I've invented a new online game. Who will win?[/b][/quote]Oh, goody! The 'Bantering Intellectual' has struck yet another [i]blo[/i] for [b][i]The Cause[/i][/b]. I'm sooooo humbled in thy presence... [img]http://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/Drooling_anim.gif[/img]

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[quote]Originally posted by corey: [b]1 point for each use of the word "conservative" 1 points for every anti-war reference 5 points for each reference to a Bush Sr. 10 points for each reference of oil :freak: Personal attacks can be pulled in any direction.[/b][/quote]I'll take that wager easily.

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[quote]Originally posted by Super 8: [b]I'm sooooo humbled in thy presence... [/b] [/quote]Apparently you are, since you're the only person who feels that it's neccessary to take personal issue with me. Keep up the good work!

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[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b]you're the only person who feels that it's neccessary to take personal issue with me. [/b][/quote]Oh, don't act like you didn't have it coming! You're the one who posted this stupid thread! I'm just send'n some of the love back your way! :wave: Think happy thoughts!

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So there were these two stupid liberals talking about the good old days. "Man, I sure miss Jimmy Carter" says the more liberal of the two. "Are you kidding? Have you gone conservative on me?" says the lesser liberal of the two. "Bill Clinton was the greatest liberal president in history, Jimmy Carter was a limp wristed liberal sissy". "Well, Jimmy Carter certainly was no Bill Clinton, but Bill Clinton was no liberal" says the more liberal of the two liberals. "In fact, Bill Clinton adopted more of the conservative platform than the conservatives". "No way!" says the more liberal liberal "Jimmy Carter!". "Bill Clinton!" says the lesser liberal. "Carter" "Clinton" "Carter" "Clinton"... ENOUGH! says a stern very conservative voice. It is way past you kids' bedtime and certainly not the time to start a stupid liberal vs conservative war. Go to bed..... ...did I win?

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[quote]Originally posted by Super 8: [b][QUOTE]Oh, don't act like you didn't have it coming! You're the one who posted this stupid thread! I'm just send'n some of the love back your way! :wave: Think happy thoughts![/b][/quote]Lol, I *am* thinking happy thoughts, you're hilarious! Again, thanks for for helping the cause!

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[quote]Originally posted by GZsound: [b]...did I win?[/b][/quote]I think 97 points there GZ. You are now in the lead at least, unless I decide to make it retroactive then you might have some competition. I think I'll have to make the rules proactive outside of this thread, though....

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[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b]I've invented a new online game. 1 point for each use of the word "liberal" 1 points for every pro-war reference 5 points for each reference to a Clinton. 10 points for each reference of "Jimmy Carter" Who will win?[/b][/quote]With liberal use of makeup and fake wigs, Hillary Clinton and Jimmy Carter managed to sneak past the jeering hordes of pro-war SSS posters on their way to a Habitat for Humanity fundraiser. If I keep posting these fun stories, maybe I'll win!!!! Competitors take note -- that was ONE sentence!!!
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Curiously, I could find no points on the Iraq thread tonight, although it looks like a few notable players are staying low profile so that could change at any moment....

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