Guitar Geezer Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Ok so I swiped it from the Kinman Pickup site: And now a sneak preview of a top secret new product: Sound Path Innovations Inc. totally new, innovative, revolutionery and at long last improved effects pedals for guitarists: Time Distortion: Makes guitar solos seem longer. (Can also be achieved by wankers.) Blame shifter: Shifts the pitch of mistakes down one octave so that the audience thinks it was the bass player. Depander: Filters out popular cover songs. Overjive: Makes Hootie songs sound like an Auction. Active Pickups: Amplifies "signals" sent to attractive audience members. Fluff Box: Filters out excessive musical substance. Phaser: Phases out un-wanted band members without them knowing. Low capacatance device: Makes low audience numbers appear like a full house. Noise eliminator: Sprays Super Glue over the drummers arms. Noise gate: Automatically shuts the mics off over the drum kit during a guitar solo. Rehash: Stores and plays back your favorite riffs constantly and forever. Feedback Eliminator: Drowns out "constructive criticism." Band Pass Filter: Eliminates sexual advances between band members. Depressor: Changes any chord to E minor. Paralytic Equalizer: Makes you as good as other guitarists by injecting them with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Re-mixer: Re-arranges perfectly good songs so they sound different but are exactly the same. Pitch shifter: Makes the rhythm player's request for more lead work sound like he can actually play. TS-1 (Talent Stretcher): All the above effects in one convenient pedal-pack. Price TS-1 US$12,000 (shipping extra) 13 volt Adapter $456 (inc shipping). To order email gonad@noworx.con/not Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NMcGuitar Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 LOL! May all your thoughts be random! - Neil www.McFaddenArts.com www.MikesGarageRocks.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 We've had a thread like this before. I think most of the ones listed made it. I'm not sure if I still have my fictitious effect pedals (pics) posted... I'll search. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timrocker Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Straight To Printer. This is going to be a big hit at band practice. Thanks for the laffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elferoony Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I need this so much! But I hope I can wait so I can afford the ebay mod version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 http://www.vmsrecords.com/dissolute/wmd%20pics.gif I saw this one on a DIY effects pedal site. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timrocker Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I betcha there's a ProCo Original Rat inside there. They finally found a proper case for that pedal! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by bluestrat: http://www.vmsrecords.com/dissolute/wmd%20pics.gif I saw this one on a DIY effects pedal site. Love It Love it Love it Gotta get one (especially if it IS a ProCo) Thanks Blue Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by fantasticsound: We've had a thread like this before. I think most of the ones listed made it. I'm not sure if I still have my fictitious effect pedals (pics) posted... I'll search.heck, Kinman may have swiped it from here Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reachjkh Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Ha, try getting your pedal board on the plane now! . . aw, my new signature addition got messed up:( Hey you white boy there Go play that funky music "ok...what's it pay?" first smoke, then silence your very expensive rig dies so gracefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Gug Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Great pedals! I've got to get a couple of those! Bluestrat, LOVE the WMD pedal! When I first saw that, I thought for sure you made it Merry Christams everyone! Mikegug www.facebook.com/theresistancemusic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 bluestrat, where did you come across that cool "W.M.D." pedal-pic? Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 No, I didn't make that one. IIRC, it's a Big Muff Pi in there, without the Sustain knob. I found the photo at http://www.diystomp.com in a thread about the common question that DIY electronics guys get asked - "DUDE! Are you building a bomb?" In post-9/11 America, this question sucks. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave da Dude Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 bluestrat, "DUDE! Are you building a bomb?" In post-9/11 America, this question sucks. Maybe so, but maybe they'll leave you alone if you say "Yes." (until the FBI shows up that is, I forgot the proper TLA for the new Home Defense League). Dave Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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