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Least favorite amp?

Least favorite way to meet thy maker?

Least favorite actor/actress?

Least favorite game show?

Least favorite comedian?

Least favorite color car/guitar/whatever?

 

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"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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that would be:

 

while tied to a chair forced to watch wheel of (why to people buy vowels?)fortune, i get run over by a brown aztek car driven by kevin kostner and demi moore while the drunk, child molesting comic paula poundstone sits on the hood blasting an out-of-tune rendition of limp bisquick on a pointy headstock, weird shaped jackson 80's metal guitar through a cranked solid state peavey pacer amp located in the backseat...

 

 

-d. gauss

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Geez...you had that dream too, huh?

 

Only my game show was "Who wants to be a millionaire?" with Regis "Is that your final ansah?" Philbin

 

This message has been edited by Tedster on 08-31-2001 at 09:13 AM

"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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How do you know when limp bizkit is out of tune? Isn't that oxymoronic?

KJ

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"50 million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong" - John Prine

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite amp?

 

Marshall http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif

 

Just kidding! As much as I dislike the Marshall sound, there's LOTS of worse amps.

 

Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite way to meet thy maker?

 

Hmmmm... "maker"? You mean my mother?

 

Oh you mean least favorite way to die! I think being slowly eaten by ants would suck.

 

Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite actor/actress?

 

John Travolta / Whoopi Goldberg

 

Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite game show?

 

The new Family Feud... hosted by that fat guy.

 

Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite comedian?

 

It's a three-way tie between "that fat guy" (see above), Whoopi, and Howie Mandel.

 

Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite color car/guitar/whatever?

 

Red

Scott

(just another cantankerous bastard)

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Least favorite amp?

Least favorite way to meet thy maker?

Least favorite actor/actress?

Least favorite game show?

Least favorite comedian?

Least favorite color car/guitar/whatever?

 

Etc...

 

Ok in order here weeee goooo.

1. Being sung to by Mariah Carey yuk.

2. Dolf Lundgren ( can he actually talk?)

3. Blankety Blank ( and english show full of has beens trying far too hard to be funny.... makes me want to hurl double yuk)

4. Bernard Manning ( you'd have to live here to get that one but hey he is a fat, rude obscene little man and worse of all he's an out and out racist... Hurl, barf, chuck)

5.Pink.... except of corurse for the panther http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif pink just doesn't do anything for me at all so there!!

 

Sheesh Ted that was a long one http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

 

Simon

...remember there is absolutely no point in talking about someone behind their back unless they get to hear about it...
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