skynare Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Following 4 questions indicate your IQ, so be serious. (don't look at the answer first!) Q. How to put a giraffe in a refrigerator? A. open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. Q. How to put an elephant in a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside, and close the door. Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, get the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door. Q. The king of jungle, a lion, ordered every animal to come to his house for a meeting. Every animal participated, but one animal didnt come. Who is that animal? A. the elephant. (he is in the refrige.) Q. You want to cross a river where crocodiles live. How can you cross the river? A. by swimming. (crocodiles are in a lions house for meeting.) funny? S K Y N A R E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowly Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Originally posted by pianoman: Following 4 questions indicate your IQ, so be serious. (don't look at the answer first!) Q. How to put a giraffe in a refrigerator? A. open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. Q. How to put an elephant in a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside, and close the door. Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, get the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door. Q. The king of jungle, a lion, ordered every animal to come to his house for a meeting. Every animal participated, but one animal didnt come. Who is that animal? A. the elephant. (he is in the refrige.) Q. You want to cross a river where crocodiles live. How can you cross the river? A. by swimming. (crocodiles are in a lions house for meeting.) funny? I fluncked. I mean flcunked. I mean I got it wrong. casey "Let It Be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Jones Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: To get to the Lion's house. Question: Which animal DID NOT leave the lion's house? Answer: The Chicken...she was invited for Sunday dinner. http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Michael "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward." Daffy Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted October 19, 2001 Share Posted October 19, 2001 Originally posted by midirat: Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: To get to the Lion's house. Actually, the chicken was gay. He was trying to get to the OTHER side. "Bach is ever new"-Glenn Gould Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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