batman forgot his cape Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 So... You lot call y'selves keyboard players?! Wibbling around on tacky little plastic pieces o' kit... ..one finger and "groove quantise"....sad...sad...sad.. Get a life!. Willy "The Lion" Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 So... You lot call y'selves keyboard players?! Wibbling around on tacky little plastic pieces o' kit... ..one finger and "groove quantise"....sad...sad...sad.. Get a life!. Brycie? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/evil/scull.gif Y'know, considering that you guys invented the language, p'raps you should look into learning how to use it better. What are you actually trying to say here, Bat-boy? A touch on the cryptic side, innit? And what's the deal with the title of this thread, anyway? Are you asking me if I'm calling your mug of beer gay? We do, in fact call ourselves keyboard players on this forum, my tea-drinking friend... We don't "wibble", nor do we use "tacky little plastic pieces of kit". My Mini-Moog, Andromeda, Jupiter-8 and PPG Wave fart in your general direction. I despise "musical instruments" that can be played with one finger, and do not have the slightest idea how to use groove quantize, nor do I even know how to do pattern-based recording - I leave that to those folks who want to become "musicians" overnight without bothering to learn to use any part of their hands other than their right index finger. Of course, there is an advantage to that - it keeps the other hand free for wanking, doesn't it? Over to you, my fog-dwelling brother... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/violent/itschy.gif dB P.S. - hey, Smedis...is that more like what you had in mind? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/voldar02.gif ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joegerardi Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 Batman: Pretty good coming from a pasty-bloated, warm beer drinking sod that lives in a country that couldn't even beat a bunch of frontier farmers. And, t'were it not for us, you'd all be speaking German, wearing lederhosen, and playing accordians for kit. One-Finger? And where did Flock of Seagulls come from, whose video "I Ran" proved that you folk originated one-finger playing? Hell, the Brits had to import Handel to get a decent composer in their country, and then the friggin' King didn't even know to stay seated for the whole performance. Poofters? Hell, even Trevor Horn, when touted as "the man behind Frankie Goes to Hollywood" had to admit that the only safe place to be WAS behind them. Oh, and Boy George was just voted "Macho Man of the Century," wasn't he? I guess you can't expect too much from a country that eats Blancmange... Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 I guess you can't expect too much from a country that eats Blancmange... ..or Spotted Dick... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 Originally posted by Dave Bryce: P.S. - hey, Smedis...is that more like what you had in mind? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/voldar02.gif Yes Dave, this was cool, 10 points to you. But I think you're holding it back a little. Don't be shy, we won't hold it against you. Flame on!! ------------------ --Smedis,-- This message has been edited by smedis on 04-22-2001 at 07:45 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Jones Posted April 22, 2001 Share Posted April 22, 2001 Originally posted by Dave Bryce: I guess you can't expect too much from a country that eats Blancmange... ..or Spotted Dick... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/laughing/yelrotflmao.gif dB BRYCE...isn't that an ENGLISH spelling? "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward." Daffy Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman forgot his cape Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Dave Bryce: So... You lot call y'selves keyboard players?! Wibbling around on tacky little plastic pieces o' kit... ..one finger and "groove quantise"....sad...sad...sad.. Get a life!. Brycie? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/evil/scull.gif Y'know, considering that you guys invented the language, p'raps you should look into learning how to use it better. What are you actually trying to say here, Bat-boy? A touch on the cryptic side, innit? And what's the deal with the title of this thread, anyway? Are you asking me if I'm calling your mug of beer gay? We do, in fact call ourselves keyboard players on this forum, my tea-drinking friend... We don't "wibble", nor do we use "tacky little plastic pieces of kit". My Mini-Moog, Andromeda, Jupiter-8 and PPG Wave fart in your general direction. I despise "musical instruments" that can be played with one finger, and do not have the slightest idea how to use groove quantize, nor do I even know how to do pattern-based recording - I leave that to those folks who want to become "musicians" overnight without bothering to learn to use any part of their hands other than their right index finger. Of course, there is an advantage to that - it keeps the other hand free for wanking, doesn't it? Over to you, my fog-dwelling brother... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/violent/itschy.gif dB P.S. - hey, Smedis...is that more like what you had in mind? http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/voldar02.gif I've just re-found this one (by mistake...I was doing a search on "MIDI master keyboards for less than $49.99).... Many congrats on your robust and sinewy prose, monsewer Bryce et al.....now please excuse me whilst I attend to my "bag", afore me tea is over-mashed... Regards etc... Ade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joegerardi Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Bats: You scared me there for a minute. I was afraid we were doing this again, and Dave was going to have to give away something he didn't WANT to! http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman forgot his cape Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 Hey Joe, Don't ya just wanna hug him!....such a lovely geezer... I really didn't remember this post.....I musta been conducting the orchestra and fell asleep during a 9,743 bar tacet......well....now...I'm...back..... ...and....no....more.......Mr.....Nice...Guy...(well...OK...maybe...just a little).... Take care y'all.... Ade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman forgot his cape Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by joegerardi: Batman: Pretty good coming from a pasty-bloated, warm beer drinking sod that lives in a country that couldn't even beat a bunch of frontier farmers. And, t'were it not for us, you'd all be speaking German, wearing lederhosen, and playing accordians for kit. One-Finger? And where did Flock of Seagulls come from, whose video "I Ran" proved that you folk originated one-finger playing? Hell, the Brits had to import Handel to get a decent composer in their country, and then the friggin' King didn't even know to stay seated for the whole performance. Poofters? Hell, even Trevor Horn, when touted as "the man behind Frankie Goes to Hollywood" had to admit that the only safe place to be WAS behind them. Oh, and Boy George was just voted "Macho Man of the Century," wasn't he? I guess you can't expect too much from a country that eats Blancmange... Sorry to bring this up, Joe, but I've just noticed your earlier post, and feel that I should "put matters straight"...as it were.. 1st paragraph...rather spot-on, although it's "Mister" pasty bloated, warm beer drinking sod...t'you...... I was a part of Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and also worked with Culture Club ....All...a total blast....ask me ...I'll tell ye!!.... Big up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bryce Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Ya know. brotter Bat...I never found out if you were asking me if I thought that your beer might be gay...still wondering about that... dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman forgot his cape Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 Hey Dave Don't worry about the beer...gay or not ca fait rien, as they say in Finland ...I'm more concerned about whether or not these people are paying you properly... I know that it may be 3pm in Oven Chips, Idaho, or wherever, but, where I'm sittin'...it's 2:30 am, and I'm just about to put another Ken Burns Jazz video on, and shout.."Where the fucks Keith Jarrett!!!" Don't take any wooden nickels geeze... Regards Ade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joegerardi Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Bats: I was just listening to the Toys: "Welcome to the Pleasure Dome," and then had to listen to "Relax," which is one of my favorite 80's tunes. What'd you do for them? (Notice I didn't write "with" them!) Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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