Phil W Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 "All The Things You Could be by Now if Sigmund Freud's Wife was your Mother" by Charlie Mingus wins hands down for me - Some prefer "If Charlie Parker Were a Gunslinger There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats." also by Mingus Yours? http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Monsarrat Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Well, it's not my fave tune yet, but I'm writing a song called "If You're Not Over Him, You Must Be Under Him". "Shoot low, most of 'em are ridin' ponies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowbee Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Isambard Kingdom Necessary On A Bicycle by XTC. Now theres three of you in a band, youre like a proper band. Youre like the policemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzilla Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 "When The Apple Blossoms Bloom In the Windmill of Your Mind, Then I will be your Valentine" by Emerson Lake & Palmer "The Jazz Discharge Party Hats" by Frank Zappa And not so "out there", but a faovrite song & title is "Splintering Heart" by Marillion. "Am I enough of a freak to be worth paying to see?"- Separated Out (Marillion) NEW band Old band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 Great stuff, I suspect we might see Frank Zappa's name again on this thread! http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenfxj Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 US country music is famous for unique song titles. Here's a list of 25 that I lifted from this site: 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. 8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 22. Please Bypass this Heart 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Push the button Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowbee Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Yep, some of those a very cool!! Now theres three of you in a band, youre like a proper band. Youre like the policemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 Ken, thanks so much for those. You made my day! http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddiePlaysBass Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Once saw an LP entitled "If you leave me, can I come too?" Still regret not buying that one ... "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATM Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 "Happiness, is a warm gun." - Beatles "Don't eat the yellow snow." - Zappa ATM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/atmofmn/Bass/DeepThoughtsBS.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcr Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 "More than Seven Dwarves in Penis-Land" -- Roger Waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottomgottem Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long" My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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