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Boy Band Extreme. View at your own risk!

 

Just had to share this and didn't know quite where to post it, so I dug this up.

 

By the way, got a PM from the bandleader at 28N a couple of days ago. He tried to be a wiseguy, and claim he didn't know why we were jumping down his throat. But if you're thread gets deleted by a mod, I think that spells it out enough. :D

 

ATM

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Does the light bulb (ligthbulb?)burn brighter if it's wrapped in gaffer's tape?

Do not be deceived by, nor take lightly, this particular bit of musicianship one simply describes as "bass". - Lowell George

 

"The music moves me, it just moves me ugly." William H. Macy in "Wild Hogs"

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Let me try that again........... I can spell, I just can't type. Dadgum M-clear cough syrup!

 

Does the light bulb (lightbulb) burn brighter if it's wrapped in gaffer's tape?

Do not be deceived by, nor take lightly, this particular bit of musicianship one simply describes as "bass". - Lowell George

 

"The music moves me, it just moves me ugly." William H. Macy in "Wild Hogs"

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Originally posted by ATM:

Boy Band Extreme. View at your own risk!

 

Just had to share this and didn't know quite where to post it, so I dug this up.

 

ATM

How many semi-nude Japanese men does it take to ruin your entire night? :eek:
My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace
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Q:How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:None; the piano player does it with his left hand.

 

 

Q:How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:One,no Five! One,no Five!! One,no Five!!!

...shoulda been "4,no 5! 4,no 6!! 4, no 5!!!"

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Im grew up in the town where that beer is brewed. A tower with the word 'Bass' on it overlooked the town and my childhood.

Now it's all owned by #%**@*! Coors and we have a 'Coors tower' and a 'Coors ###*!!museum' with old Bass carts with the word Coors on the side (like they made Coors then).

That is a *$##&*!! joke.

Great beer, btw! (Bass not Coors)

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