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Originally posted by Tenstrum:

Where's the roll?

The roll is a direct after effect resulting from gravity, the subcutaneous induced vibrations from The Rock, and a highly acute angle.

 

What happens is this: Once The Rock has a mic and placed upon an elevation where gravity can act as a justifying force, the "groove" vibrations convince The Rock to induce a state of exponential energy from its potential "Rock" state. The result is quite obvious and can be best represented by the formula:

 

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/7321/s2img18090lg.gif

or more simple know as "The Groove Chaos Theory of Music".

Those actually look like spherical harmonics to me.
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At first I wasn't sure if bump actually mic'd that rock as a joke or if he really was trying to catch some kind of effect... :freak:

 

I mean, this is all a joke, right?

 

Great, now I need to go to GC and get a rock. No, wait, the guy will look at me like I'm freakin crazy. Ok, so I'll follow Dave's lead and get some dynamite, then go to the eastern north shore and blow up the cliff's there. They're black too so it should work perfect! :thu:

The houses up top shouldn't be bothered by the blasts...

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Not "A" Rock. "The" Rock my dear friend
Actually its "Brought The RAWK!!"

:D

Those actually look like spherical harmonics to me.
What better way to represent music????

After all what material shape does music mostly come on?? That's right! A Spherical plain!

"You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby. Right round round round..."

:thu:

Tenstrum

 

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*bump*

 

Perhaps, Mr. Bumpcity, sir, you have an update on how The Rock is faring in the studio?

 

Perhaps it has diminished or grown in size.

 

Perhaps you have discovered that a different mic is prefereable.

 

Perhaps it requested a lava lamp for improved studio ambiance.

 

Muchas gracias!

 

Peace.

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It is a white Rock; these days found in the category of a Pop-rock. In that case, no need to mic it, it will lip sync on cue or (miscue).

 

If you had another rock of similar size, that could be some pair of Stones you got there....

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