rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? .....20, 1 to do it and 19 to say they can do it better... how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? .....none they have a machine that can do that now.... how many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? .......who cares...... Lates All Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 The Search Feature Rules Amazing, isn\'t it? Oh no, here\'s more ...and more... ..mercifully, this is the end Please. Use the search feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invincible Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Bumpcity: The Search Feature Rules Amazing, isn\'t it? Oh no, here\'s more ...and more... ..mercifully, this is the end Please. Use the search feature.Very well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLoy Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I bet you guys haven't heard this one. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!!! HA! I KILL ME! No need to thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by BenLoy: I bet you guys haven't heard this one. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!!! HA! I KILL ME! Please, please, please don't tell me that you're gonna be here all week... spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLoy Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Try the veal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by BenLoy: Try the veal. spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Okay, Ben... One of my absolute favorite jokes.. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum it could be done... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcr Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 OK I GOT ONE WHYD THE CHICKIN CROS THE RODE TO GET AWY FROM YOUR MOMA ON A COUNT SHES SO UGLY AN FAT LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr M Pulsive Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 w00t!!!!111!!! ...simply stating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Q: How many bass jokes does it take you to get flamed on the Lowdown Lowdown? A: One or more. Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by dcr: OK I GOT ONE WHYD THE CHICKIN CROS THE RODE TO GET AWY FROM YOUR MOMA ON A COUNT SHES SO UGLY AN FAT LOLOK, that's funny...are you sure you're a philosopher? Originally posted by jeremyc: Q: How many bass jokes does it take you to get flamed on the Lowdown Lowdown? A: One or more. That's funny, too. You must be a professional bass player. spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 a hunter is on safari in Africa, when they near a native village they hear the far off sound of drums. When they reach the village the hunter asks "why the drumming?", "drums must never stop" he is told solemnly. Next day out they go hunting and soon enough they hear the far off sound of drums again. When they reach the next village the hunter asks "why the drumming", "drums must never stop" he is told equally solemnly again. Next day out they go hunting and soon enough they hear the far off sound of drums again. When they reach the next village the hunter asks "why the drumming", "drums must never stop" he is told, By now the hunters had enough... "but, Why, Why must the drums never stop" he shouts. The old drumming tribesman looks up and says anxiously "When drums stop, Bass solo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 Jezza, I have to remember that one! And Jeremy, what does "flamed" mean? Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcr Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Oh, no you DIDN'T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by rub_a_dub_stylie: And Jeremy, what does "flamed" mean?Ay mi! The innocence! Originally posted by dcr: Oh, no you DIDN'T! spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 From urbandictionary.com: Flame: To insult someone electronically, or otherwise.Usually I flame people after their first post here, how did I miss you, rub_a_dub_stylie? Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getz out Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by jeremyc: Usually I flame people after their first post here, how did I miss you, rub_a_dub_stylie? You missed me too, Jeremy. You're getting slow in your age! Obviously, you're spending too much time playing and not enough scouring the forum for newbies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 You know Jeremyc I`m not sure how you missed me either. I`m just smooth like that....I always won at dodge ball. snoochie boochies Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Off the subject a bit. While I`m thinking about it has anyone ever seen a bumper sticker or something along those lines that says.... "bass players have bigger instruments" I always thought that had a great "Golfers do it on the grass" ring to it. Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I always thought it should say, "Bass players like to be on the bottom" Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 That`s a great one too, we should start a company. Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sweet Willie_ Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by rub_a_dub_stylie: I`m just smooth like that....I always won at dodge ball. I like that. Clever line. I may have to put it in my own arsenal. By the way, did you try the search feature for "dodge ball"?! spreadluv Fanboy? Why, yes! Nordstrand Pickups and Guitars. Messiaen knew how to parlay the funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bc_dup1 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I'm still waiting my first sight of a good keyboard player joke. Why are they immune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Let me know if you find one, BC, I've also been looking for a long time. Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rub_a_dub_stylie Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Jeremy and BC, I think I have one, I just made it up. How many keyboardist does it take to change a light bulb? ....wait a minute let me find the right sound first.... What do you think? Kinda cheesy, but what do you expect off the fly. Nothing you do in life is ever wrong, some things just aren`t exactly right. Or some crap like that. www.richfieldmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Gino Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 How many strings does it take to be the bass player in CDM's band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcr Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 And we're still waiting. (I do recall an old line from Benny Hill: "I call the big dog Meany, on account o' he's the meanest, and I call the pup Liberace, on account o' he's the peeinest." But that scarcely qualifies.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Gino Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I can't remember now and they took the thread away because it was so large that it disrupted internet service world wide. I think it was 4.375. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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