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Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

 

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the

world's nuclear weapons combined.

 

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-oint pens every

year.

 

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

 

 

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

 

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

 

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

 

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

 

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.

 

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

 

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account

the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

 

A snail can sleep for three years..

 

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

 

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

 

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and

ears

never stop growing. SCARY!!!

 

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

 

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

 

 

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

 

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

 

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.

She

would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

 

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

 

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

 

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

 

 

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know.

 

They will get a kick out of it !!

 

You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?

www.danielprine.com

 

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You guys are nuts... the man just told you it's impossible to lick your own elbow. What's wrong with you?

 

Now, if youll excuse me, I have to go take some Advil. I just hurt my neck when I was trying to... um... do something.

 

Shut up.

\m/

Erik

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

--Sun Tzu

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Me, being far more intelligent than the rest of you, didn't fall for the elbow-licking.

 

Of course, I got the same list fwd'ed to me 2 weeks ago . . . and yeah, I tried to lick my elbow. But that's not important.

Ah, nice marmot.
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Originally posted by 57pbass:

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

Hold it. If Barbie stands seven feet, two inches tall, how would that make her "life-size"?

 

Wilt is a lucky man ...

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"A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why."

 

I am fascinated by this one, being sound-oriented and all. Now we know why ducks don't need studios.

 

"In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes."

 

Doesn't Carmen Electra do the same?

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