57pbass Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-oint pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years.. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !! You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you? www.danielprine.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Wait a minute! Someone gets flamed for recommending a bass album and now we get a post like this? Moderators, help, help, help. Time to post the FAQs at the top of the Forum. Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc taz Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Move this to the SSS forums, please. sevenstring.org profile my flickr page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumpelstiltskin. Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 i tried to lick my elbow... i'm a nad. robb. because i like people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57pbass Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 I have a bic pen stuck in my throat.... www.danielprine.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveC Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Holy Crap Dudes.....lighten up. I like a break like this post once in a while. I too tried my elbow...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundcrafter Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Tried my elbow too! "If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table." -Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57pbass Posted January 30, 2003 Author Share Posted January 30, 2003 Move this to the SSS forums, please What does SSS mean? www.danielprine.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bear Jew Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 You guys are nuts... the man just told you it's impossible to lick your own elbow. What's wrong with you? Now, if youll excuse me, I have to go take some Advil. I just hurt my neck when I was trying to... um... do something. Shut up. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumpelstiltskin. Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 the best part is that i thought to myself, "yeah, i guess that's true. my upper arm is much longer than the distance from shoulder to neck." and then i tried to lick my elbow anyway. robb. because i like people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Me, being far more intelligent than the rest of you, didn't fall for the elbow-licking. Of course, I got the same list fwd'ed to me 2 weeks ago . . . and yeah, I tried to lick my elbow. But that's not important. Ah, nice marmot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr M Pulsive Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 yep, me too... ...simply stating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
music-man Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Originally posted by 57pbass: If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Hold it. If Barbie stands seven feet, two inches tall, how would that make her "life-size"? Wilt is a lucky man ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike H. Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 I am more afraid of spiders than death. Don't know why, just hate the stupid things. I bet Gene Simmons could lick his elbow. http://www.identity5.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaerty Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 They even pluck out their nostril hair? I did'nt try to lick my elbow, i was trying to picture all these priests looking between their legs with a pair of tweezers. Ouch! Providence over serendipity any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornbread_medhotmail.com Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 I'm taking their word for it on the elbow thing. I have no reason to taste my elbow. I'm not scared of spiders anymore. I've been bitten by a brown recluse 5 times over the last 5 months. I'm used to taking antibiotics every 6 hours now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edendude Posted January 31, 2003 Share Posted January 31, 2003 Thanks for the morning chuckles! They are a rare thing, usually. My Last Band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cup Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Simply devine! CupMcMali...this monkey's gone to heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prague Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 "A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why." I am fascinated by this one, being sound-oriented and all. Now we know why ducks don't need studios. "In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes." Doesn't Carmen Electra do the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaerty Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Still tryin to find somethin to rhyme with month. Damm. Providence over serendipity any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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