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[quote]Originally posted by Dick Spamalot: [b]Not advertisements- The Food- The stuff in the can. Do [b]YOU[/b] eat SPAM?[/b][/quote] "you cant have egg, bacon spam and spam without the SPAM!" "i dont like spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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SPAM is the culinary equivalent of particle board. SCRAPPLE is like SPAM in the respect that it consists of the same parts of the pig. except that SCRAPPLE is just loose leftover 'SCRAPS' (not compressed into a brick) the meat may include the sholder, head meat (excluding eyeballs), liver, ass, feet, and whatever may be left (testicles?? :eek: ) SAUSAGE is ground up from the *good* or should i say, more well known parts of the pig. (not particularly SCRAPS), it all depends though. but again not compressed into a brick but constrained by the pig's intestinal outer-lining. that's just my theory....i could be wrong ;)
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SPUSHI! Spam on a bed of rice! Yum! Actually I can eat it cold. Ya gotta wipe of all that slimy filler. If you cook it all the freaking salt comes out so you better eat it with unsalted cooked eggs! I never done that before...

 

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[img]http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/SusansTurkey.gif[/img] Oh, I dunno... I actually have always LIKED SPAM (Not the stuff in my email box, the canned variety)... but then again, I actually like some of the MRE's too (MRE, for those who don't know, are the military "Meals, Ready to Eat" - also known as "Meals, Refusing to Exit", "Meals, Rejected by Everyone" and a few other names that I can't repeat in polite circles...) :eek: But I do have my standards: I'll go hungry before eating the "Four Fingers of Death" MRE's (The hot dogs are truely horrible). And for the record, according to Hormel, SPAM is pork shoulder. Driload said: [b]they have a webpage by the way dear lord.... THEY HAVE A WEBPAGE![/b] You think THAT'S scary? They have a FAN CLUB! :eek: :rolleyes: ;) :D http://www.spam.com/fc.htm [img]http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/contrib/navigator/usa.gif[/img] Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://www.ssrstudio.com pokeefe777@ssrstudio.com
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[quote]Originally posted by sactog: [b]SPAM is the culinary equivalent of particle board. SCRAPPLE is like SPAM in the respect that it consists of the same parts of the pig. except that SCRAPPLE is just loose leftover 'SCRAPS' (not compressed into a brick) the meat may include the sholder, head meat (excluding eyeballs), liver, ass, feet, and whatever may be left (testicles?? :eek: ) [/b][/quote] Actaully, Scrapple is made from pork, pork by products and corn meal. Corn meal is very important to the flavor and texture. Yes, most scrapple has some scrap meat in it, but who cares. SCRAPPLE ROCKS! It is the king of all breakfast meat! Oh, and I knew a guy that used to work at a well known hot dog manufaturer that also made scrapple. He said that the hot dogs contained more scrap meat than the scrapple. So, go out to the diner, get two eggs over, homefries and a nice big piece of crispy scrapple. Syrup is optional. (Damn, now I want some scrapple!) Jack
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[img]http://www.hormel.com/hormel/obj.nsf/LUGraphic/G0209/$file/spamfootball2.jpg[/img] Oh god, they even have a SPAM museum :freak: Quote from the Spam museum: [i]To tell you the truth, SPAM luncheon meat surprises even us. There seems to be no end to the ways people have come up with to enjoy its great taste.[/i] Q: In what year did Austin, Minnesota, officially become known as SPAMTOWN, USA? A: 1995 Q: What is the name of the Official SPAM Fan Club newsletter? A: A Slice of SPAM [img]http://www.spammobile.com/acme_bp2.jpg[/img] Hormel Foods have peculiar ways of pitching their product: [quote] [b]1986[/b] [i]Only six years after producing its 3 billionth can, SPAM reaches the 4 BILLION mark! SPAM less sodium is introduced. Other important 1986 occurrences: The space shuttle Challenger mission ends tragically, exploding moments after liftoff; world's worst nuclear accident takes place when a reactor blows up at Chernobyl Power Station in Ukraine[/i] [b]1994[/b] [i]SPAM produces its 5 BILLIONTH can! Other important 1994 occurrences: OJ Simpson is arrested and charged with killing his wife and her friend; the Oklahoma City bombing[/i] [b]2001[/b] [i]Hormel Foods opens the SPAM Museum in Austin, Minn.. Other important 2001 occurrences: Timothy McVeigh executed for Oklahoma City bombing; the popular music website, Napster, is shut down[/i][/quote][img]http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif[/img] [quote] [b]A WORLD OF SPAM ENTHUSIASTS EXPECTED TO GATHER IN AUSTIN, MINN., FOR SPAM JAM 2001[/b] Austin, Minn. (June 8, 2001) - On Saturday, July 7, the city of Austin, Minn. (20,000), is expecting a crowd its own size to honor its most recognized product - SPAM® luncheon meat. SPAM JAM™ 2001 festival will be a 15-hour celebration of SPAM™ lovers, by SPAM™ lovers and for SPAM™ lovers. Hormel Foods, the Austin-based company that makes SPAM® luncheon meat, anticipates more than 20,000 SPAM™ fans from across the country and around the world for the 11th annual event. Last year, visitors from 47 states and 17 foreign countries announced their presence by putting location pins in a huge world map. SPAM JAM™ begins at 7 a.m. on July 7 with a SPAM™ Rhyming Sign Contest Display and SPAM™ Fishing Contest. Physical, mental and hysterical challenges, including the SPAM™ Water Wars Game, SPAM™ Medallion Treasure Hunt, SPAM™ 25-mile Bike Race, SPAM™ 5-mile Run, SPAM™ Gelatin Jump, SPAM™ Recipe Contest, SPAM™ Suds Crawl, SPAM™ Titanic Slide and the SPAM™ Canoe Caravan will keep the day rolling. Entertainment throughout the day will include various musical attractions, including the SPAMETTES™ singing group along with the Twin Cities River Rats water ski show. An all-new attraction will be the SPAM™ Teen Fest which features Leep 27 and Sweet Mo Pea. [/quote][img]http://www.spammobile.com/spamjam2_lg.jpg[/img] Bon apetite! /Mats

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SPAM.........yuck! That's one of those things that you were forced to eat as a kid and promised NEVER to introduce to your own children. I don't eat any PORK products other than bacon; and it is very rare for me to eat bacon because of the saturated fat and sodium content. I do, however, think that the slang term used for internet canvassing has given SPAM lots of free advertisement. What a clever approach to free marketing. Did they pay someone to think up the term??? :D :D :D

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