ryst Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 When I'm at a loss of words to describe how I feel....I like to steal from others: All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Unknown It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. G. H. Hardy (1877 - 1947) You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. Dale Carnegie Television is for appearing on - not for looking at. Noel Coward (1899 - 1973) Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. Sinclair Lewis (1885 - 1951) Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams (1957 - ) [Time is] the most valuable thing a man can spend. Theophrastus (300 BC - 287 BC) Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so. Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) A goal without a plan is just a wish. Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900 - 1944) War is not nice. Barbara Bush (1925 - ) Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble. Phaedrus (15 BC - 50 AD) Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) Knowledge, like religion, must be "experienced" in order to be known. Edwin P. Whipple Go ahead and add some of your favorites here!!! www.myspace.com/apocrypha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billster Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its printed on!" - Samuel Goldwyn Buy my CD on CD Baby! Bill Hartzell - the website MySpace?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Knight Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I just printed up the T.Edison quote and stuck it up next to my monitor at work. That's a good one! Thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECBRules Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 My friend always says: "The key to positive thinking is denial" http://www.kennyruyter.com/old/cowmix.mp3 <- Cowbell fever REMIX oh damn!!! http://www.eastcoastbands.com aka: ECBRules . thisOLDdude . keny . Scooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 "Give me liberty, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry "God created all men, Sam Colt made them equal" - Unknown "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - FDR "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" - Unknown BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryst Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 Here's some more: I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. -- Lyndon B Johnson Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -- Mark Twain The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. -- Sam Levenson www.myspace.com/apocrypha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Clematide Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 How the fuck should i know! - Albert Einstein -Peace, Love, and Potahhhhto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 When I'm at a loss of words to describe how I feel....I like to steal from others -ryst Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Originally posted by ryst: It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. G. H. Hardy (1877 - 1947) ROFL that is brilliant!!!!! Thanks for these Nathan, that's some cool stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Originally posted by bluestrat: "Give me liberty, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry "Give me liberty, or give me another donut" - Homer Simpson "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philbo_Tangent Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 "Americans will always do the right thing, after exhausting every other possibility" - Winston Churchill "TANSTAAFL" (There ain't no such thing as a free lunch) - Robert Heinlein "The penis mightier than the sword" - Cosmo Kramer Phil Tangent Studios http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Tangent2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Clematide Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Reasonable, RocknRoll, Angelo Peter Ustinov If my latest wife would have been my first wife, i never had to divorce in the first place Keith Richards If my latest wife would have been my first wife, i had to divorce her anyhow. Angelo Clematide If I could divorce my harem, I could buy another one. -Peace, Love, and Potahhhhto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryst Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 ROFL that is brilliant!!!!! Thanks for these Nathan, that's some cool stuff. [/QB] Wait, Lee!.....I'm just getting started! Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -- Albert Einstein Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. -- George Burns I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henry Youngman One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. -- George Carlin Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben www.myspace.com/apocrypha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECBRules Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 how about "Where's my damn heat, I'm cold" thats what I woke up to this morning. whee. waiting for the petro guy to come fix it. http://www.kennyruyter.com/old/cowmix.mp3 <- Cowbell fever REMIX oh damn!!! http://www.eastcoastbands.com aka: ECBRules . thisOLDdude . keny . Scooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. -- George Carlin I've gotta say that George Carlin is probably one of the most unquoted of all quoted ppl. I see his lil jokes and puns everywhere, but rarely does he get credit for it. I've seen this one on everything from t-shirts, greeting cards, bumperstickers... you name it. I've even seen some ppl quote his zany stuff as if it were fact! Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudioMaverick Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -- Don't know... "It's all about the... um-m-m, uh-h-h..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeVW Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 From my set of rotating email signatures: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx "You live, you die, they throw dirt in your face, the worms eat you. Just be glad it happens in that order." Science Fiction Writer David Gerrold "If music could be translated into human speech, it would no longer need to exist." Ned Rorem, Music from the Inside Out, 1967 "Nothing is more dangerous than a idea if it's the only one you have." Alain (d. 1951), Propos sur la religion "People who make no noise are dangerous." Jean de la Fontaine, Fables, 1678 "Nowhere are prejudices more mistaken for truth, passion for reason, and invective for documentation than in politics." John Mason Brown, Through These men, 1952 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren. Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 "The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore" -Rumi "Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet" - Albert Einstein Who Put The ' M ' In MySpace? don\'t_click | day_job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Clematide Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx -Peace, Love, and Potahhhhto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 "I don't want to shoot you and you don't want to be dead" - Danny Glover in Silverado "If you are to shoot, shoot. Don't talk" - Tucco in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSoundman Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy" - Tom Waits "No good deed ever goes unpunished" - Mark Twain "I feel every man is entitled to an opinion- so I give him mine" - The Soundman Network51: Pirate Radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECBRules Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Originally posted by TheSoundman: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy" - Tom WaitsMULE is an awesome album. Really cool colors on that stuff, and its not harsh its reall warm. thats a lo-fi sound I strive for, given the right oppurtunity http://www.kennyruyter.com/old/cowmix.mp3 <- Cowbell fever REMIX oh damn!!! http://www.eastcoastbands.com aka: ECBRules . thisOLDdude . keny . Scooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 "a little hard work won't kill you, but why take a chance.." (bunny's mantra) "i was married once, 3 times" (wc fields) "never have so many owed so much to so few" (the queen or maybe churchill regarding the RAF) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WOW Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (Fart) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSoundman Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I love Mule Variations. I heard it was big in Japan, too Network51: Pirate Radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECBRules Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Cause I'm big in japan.... haha http://www.kennyruyter.com/old/cowmix.mp3 <- Cowbell fever REMIX oh damn!!! http://www.eastcoastbands.com aka: ECBRules . thisOLDdude . keny . Scooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderton Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Speaking of George Carlin... "Some say the glass is half full. Some say the glass is half empty. I say, the glass is the wrong size." Not sure if that's an exact quote, I'm working off memory, but it conveys the meaning! And he was great in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure," which still contains the only quote you need to know: "Be Excellent to Each Other." Craig Anderton Educational site: http://www.craiganderton.org Music: http://www.youtube.com/thecraiganderton Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/craig_anderton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Originally posted by not coaster: "never have so many owed so much to so few" (the queen or maybe churchill regarding the RAF) It was Churchill regarding the RAF's defence of England during the Battle of Britan. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EoS Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 "Art may, of itself, not save the world, but it may lift us up to a place where we are able to see the point of trying" Bill Nelson Enemy of Silence.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philbo_Tangent Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 "People say I don't like children. Nothing could be further from the truth. Properly prepared, they can be quite delicious." - W. C. Fields Phil Tangent Studios http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Tangent2/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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