John O. Lennon Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Knock, knock "Who dere?" "Banana" "Banana who?" Knock, knock "Who dat?" "Banana" "Banana who?" Knock,knock "Yeah, whozzit?" "Banana" "Banana WHO?!" Knock,knock "WHO IT IS?!" "Orange" "Orange who?" "Orange Hat glad I didn't say 'Banana'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Get that from an interview, did you...? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george costanza Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 No, he stole it from me! Lennon, you're a dead man! (Now, that's funny!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 My 5 year old, in two days, came up with the following jokes herself. What do cats read? The mews. The other time she approached me with two, dollar store, foam bumblebees in her hair and said, "Daddy, why is my head buzzing??" It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryson Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by fantasticsound: My 5 year old, in two days, came up with the following jokes herself. What do cats read? The mews. The other time she approached me with two, dollar store, foam bumblebees in her hair and said, "Daddy, why is my head buzzing??" What a wonderful gift. Keep it afloat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John O. Lennon Posted November 11, 2004 Author Share Posted November 11, 2004 Neil, how flattering that my whimsy reminds you of a 5-year-old mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave The Rave Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 My 10 year old son told me a good one the other day: Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting co.. MOOOO!!! :DTR Cambrian Guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Thanks Bryson. Looks like she's destined to a life of silliness.. just like dear old mom and dad! Originally posted by John O. Lennon: Neil, how flattering that my whimsy reminds you of a 5-year-old mind... Yep! We've had some marathon, knock-knock joke sessions. As you might imagine, most of the jokes made absolutely no sense.. Er.. Correction. No sense to me and Denise. Lilly thought they were priceless. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 I'm glad that I stumbled upon this thread, in a search for another! Neil, you've definitely been blessed to be given and entrusted there with Miss Sparkle Shoes, the Butterfly Queen of Halloween. All indications imply that she is indeed quite special. And funny! Reminds me of the time my friends' little daughter approached me in their living room with one of those plastic beach-pails... T: "I have dirt. It's my pet dirt." K: "Oh, really? Careful, your Mom might not be too happy if you spilled that in here!" T: "Mmn-hmn. Wanna see?" K: "Sure!" (Look into pail to see crusty little ring of grit at bottom) K: "So! That's your pet dirt? Did you name it? Y'gotta name it!" T: "Mmn-hmn! It's name is SAND-Y!!!" John O.', try to take this as best you can, but you're definitely beat-out in the flatterable whimsy department by these two little girls! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 K - It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by Jardini: My 10 year old son told me a good one the other day: Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting co.. MOOOO!!! :DTROur bass player has to tell that one at just about every gig. Sometimes the gift is afloat for too long... Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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