Dan South Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Strange army perk: Click here . Did I actually say, "perk?" Freudian slip. The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Makes 'em more effective at embarrassing Iraqi prisoners... Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 You'd think the Navy would offer this too... they can always justify them as "device, personal flotation". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Dan, that's no more of a Super OFF TOPIC, than if I'd said I was a cunnilingus genius, which I am, in my own mind, BTW, thankyou for listening, your friend Steve, BUT, Big Breasts, a SUPER OFF TOPIC? I don't think I know you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noneverstuck Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills. Grunt: Doc, I can't feel my leg! Army Phys.: Sorry, son. I couldn't save it. Never had any practice on "legs". But check out your new 38 double D's! Deef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan South Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe: You'd think the Navy would offer this too... they can always justify them as "device, personal flotation". Phil, Upon further scrutiny of the article, I think that these "services" are available to all four branches. I wonder whether anyone has attempted to expand the "little general." The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 The Air Force versions are filled with helium and cataloged as "emergency ejection supplementary descent apparatus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeronyne Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Man, I won't even let a cosmotology student cut my freakin' hair. You know, you have to be awake for a nose job, so when they crack that bone the wrong way with the hammer, you'll hear his say "Aw, not again!" and you'll see him consult the manual. "For instance" is not proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowly Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Well, Dr. G.I. Joe do need practice, we are already paying for those luxuries, might as well use them. I wish they would have had it when I was in. Can you say Billy D? Kcbass "Let It Be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 http://www.fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA22_small.mpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan South Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe: The Air Force versions are filled with helium and cataloged as "emergency ejection supplementary descent apparatus".And as an added benefit, they're self-supporting. The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Doctor, about this surgery-I said I wanted to enlarge the BEAST! B-E-A-S-T... Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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