Wewus432 Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 The next logical step in the competition. I can't wait for this. Just imagine..... all the finest air guitarist in the country competing against each other for the transcendent title of American Idol. What an honor. I don't think real guitarist should be allowed to compete. Do you? That would be cheating, so I'll have to disqualify myself, but I'll bet, I'll just bet, there are some great, great, air guitarist reading The MusicPlayer Forums who are just waiting for an opportunity like this. Go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Air guitar competition? Hmm, I think it could work. How about air bass, air piano, and flute? Air skinflute? Have you checked out the WB Superstar? At least that show has an element of humor to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 I'm not even watching that. That's a cruel concept. People are such whores now, they'll do anything for money. I hereby sign this waiver saying you can do anything you want to, to me, as long as you pay me X amount of dollars. Wanta see me eat a bucket of worms? OK, but it's going to cost you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 We're all whores on some level. Everyone does something for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 I get paid for tuning a piano, $75.00, which is a fair price, and I don't consider doing that being a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 But would you have tuned that piano if you weren't getting paid? If not, then you are a bit of a whore. Just a small part of you. I teach music part time. As much as I enjoy it, I wouldn't be doing it for free. Yes, I am also a whore. The only person I can think of that isn't a whore, is that guy who continued to teach highschool after winning the lottery. He didn't need the money, but he loved teaching so he just donated all of his paychecks to charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 You are a whore. Because you think you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Answer my question: Would you tune pianos for free? No you wouldn't. Thus you are a whore. Not a big whore, but a whore nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WOW Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 You two scare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Yes I would, you whore. I love pianos and it makes me feel good to make them sound the way they're supposed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 The bottom line is that everyone needs to make a living, somehow. By your definition, what actions are required to make someone a whore? At what point does "earning a living" become "whoring yourself out"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by WOW: You two scare me. You should be scared. If I ever find out where you live, you're dead meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by WOW: You two scare me. You're a whore too, you just don't know it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Bunch of........prostitutes, change of lingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WOW Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 You should be scared. If I ever find out where you live, you're dead meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WOW Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 You're a whore too, you just don't know it yet. Yes I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Love this thread! Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 This thread kicks ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by Jeebus: The bottom line is that everyone needs to make a living, somehow. By your definition, what actions are required to make someone a whore? At what point does "earning a living" become "whoring yourself out"?I was talking about people whoring themselves out on TV, not people making a living. You're the one who called yourself a whore. Or did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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