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OT: My next big Halloween project

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The soundtrack will be just pipe organ, Mellotron and theremin. It'll be called "Sesame Street Purge" and one-by-one, all of the characters will meet especially gruesome ends. The last one alive will be a blood-soaked, maniacally-cackling Kermit, yelling "Take that, you ungrateful bitches!!" Then the ghost of Jim Henson rises, stabs him through the back with a giant fork, cooks him over a fire and swirls him in butter before chowing down. Then the ghost of Michael Jackson appears and sucks Jim into a Ghostbusters rig. Then Bill Murray does the same with everything else, breaks the fourth wall and says "You should be ashamed of even watching this." I doubt I could make enough Kickstarter bucks to cover the lawsuits, but as a Charles Addams type of guy, I'd enjoy trying.


"I had a fight with my girlfriend during 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' on Christmas Eve.
 That earns me the white-trash black belt."
      ~ Christopher Titus

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