Jason Stanfield Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Overheard in a band horn department today: Customer: "Do you have any bugles in stock?" Clerk: "Yeah, right over in this display case." Customer: "How much?" Clerk: "Well, it lists for $395, but we've had it a while, so how does $249 sound?" Customer: "Well, I didn't want to spend that much. I only need it for this afternoon; I have to play 'Taps' at a funeral." Clerk: "I understand. Wish I could help you out, but this is all we have." Customer: "No problem. Do you have any kazoos?" (After the snerk from the employee, the customer explained that the kazoo would be used for some other purpose, not, in fact, to perform "Taps" at a funeral.) Jason Stanfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Iverson Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Well, they can play kazoos at MY funeral if they want, as long they don't rake me over the coals TOO bad in the eulogy... LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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