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A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

 

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend that we're married."

 

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

 

"Good," she replied. "Get your own frickin blanket."

 

After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

The End :thu::D

 

 

 

Language, Randy! :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Just play!"
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That's funny. :D

 

Here's another good one...

 

When you and your "significant other" are laying side-by-side in bed...covers pulled up to your neck....just chatting....you say "I think I'll spit straight up and see what happens." Then your wife (or GF) will pull the covers over her head and say "You'd better not!" That's when you hold the covers down over her head and fart.

"And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her."

~Paris Hilton

 

BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!

 

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