Strategery Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own frickin blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End Language, Randy! "Just play!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Monkey Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Lol... Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampdog Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 After a moment of silence, he farted. The End Yes...We CAN get in the last word...(even if it does clear the room) If it ain't fun...why do it...? http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=778394&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejeeber Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Just a pinch between the geek and chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq. Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 That's funny. Here's another good one... When you and your "significant other" are laying side-by-side in bed...covers pulled up to your neck....just chatting....you say "I think I'll spit straight up and see what happens." Then your wife (or GF) will pull the covers over her head and say "You'd better not!" That's when you hold the covers down over her head and fart. "And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her." ~Paris Hilton BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strategery Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Ahhh Culture...it's a beautiful thang. :D Randy "Just play!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumblyfingers Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 That's when you hold the covers down over her head and fart. Aaah yes, the old Dutch Oven!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strategery Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 My cajun friend calls it...."Hidin' da' turtle". hahahahaha "Just play!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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