fantasticsound Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Forget guitarists... What's the difference between a monitor engineer and a toilet? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A toilet only takes crap from one a**hole at a time! It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune ? Evidently all of them Now THAT's funny! We tell a different version of that joke in these parts... How many chick singers in Nashville does it take to sing, "Crazy"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apparently all of them! It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreibel Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 There's a few of these that I haven't heard before. Some really funny ones! Ok, so seriously, how about we work together for the common good and tell drummer jokes. what do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted! what did the drummer get on his aptitude test? Drool! BTW, I heard Neil Peart tell those two jokes on TV last spring "I used to be "with it", but then they changed what "it" was! Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what is "it" is weird and scary to me. IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!" - Grampa Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Thorne Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 ...Ok, so seriously, how about we work together for the common good and tell drummer jokes. How do you know when a drummer's knocking on your door? He keeps speeding up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddiePlaysBass Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Here's a blondes jokes for ya: Says one blonde to another: "I took a pregnancy test yesterday". Replies the other: "Was it difficult"? "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Dr: Your tests are back. You're pregnant. Blonde: Are you sure it's mine? But hey, you've been a great audience! I'll be here all week! Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddiePlaysBass Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 From the late Tommy Cooper: Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one would have noticed it standing there. Good night everyone ! "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 My uncle was a great magician. But like so many magicians, he came to a tragic end. One night, attempting a new trick, he turned into a driveway. Badummm-ching! Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Thorne Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Well, I just came back from a pleasure trip. Took my mother-in-law to the airport. (Thank you, Henny Youngman!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 My mudder in law is so fat she was arrested for unlawful assembly! Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennardo Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 How do you get a guitar player off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza and tell him to get lost. I almost fell out of my chair on that one!! Yean, that's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennardo Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 There's a few of these that I haven't heard before. Some really funny ones! Ok, so seriously, how about we work together for the common good and tell drummer jokes. You asked for it: Q) How can you tell the stage is level? A) Drummer drools from BOTH sides of his mouth. Q) How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. They have a machine for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Ok. A drummer gets tired of all those "drummer" jokes. He can't take it any more and decides he'd be much cooler as a guitarist. So he walks into a shop and says "I'm a guitarist. I want a Stratocaster, a Les Paul and lemme try out some overdrives!" And the guy behind the counter says "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "No, no! I'm a guitarist, I'm telling you!" "Nope, you're definitely a drummer." "How can you tell?" "Because this is a chip shop" Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil W Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 :grin: http://philwbass.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMPires Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 http://website.lineone.net/~dr.bass/jokes.html www.myspace.com/davidbassportugal "And then the magical unicorn will come prancing down the rainbow and we'll all join hands for a rousing chorus of Kumbaya." - by davio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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