Trucks Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 That is correct I am a fender amp with hairplugs. The person below me, went out last night and ended up stripping off and running bare arse through the high street screaming for joy, all because Eric Clapton was playing at his local Juke Joint. Soundclick Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stamplicker Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 And it only took 3 hours, 12 officers, and one well trained guard dog to sub-due me and tell me that it was erics clapin, the cover artist for for EC him self and not EC... should have seen the look on my face after that, acutally the person below me looks like that all the time... MagicStomp Soundbites Soundclick Rambles Haunted Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Heeeey heyyyyy Patty Sue want to go to the Mayflower Dance with meeee? Oh...you've got a date? It's the guy below me? "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 (PS that is my face in the avatar) "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Yep! unstressed. Totally! the person below needs to unstessed. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Unstessed? Sounds painful! The person below me took too many Viagras, and now he has a stiff neck, stiff upper lip..... Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stamplicker Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Know how fun it is trying to do a C#aug9 after viagra?!?!?!?! Thats ok.. you should see the person below me trying to do it now with out a Stiff upper lip.... MagicStomp Soundbites Soundclick Rambles Haunted Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Iverson Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 The person below me doesn't know what a C# aug 9 is! Whether I know it or not is NONE OF YOUR )(*#)*$# BUSINESS, this is not about ME, it's about THE PERSON BELOW ME!!!! Only pinko sissies play chords like that, anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Hey, that's what I ordered for lunch at that French resturant, right? I wouldn't know, but the person below me would. They speak French. "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Voulez-vous pommes frites avec ca? The person below me can sing that to a disco beat. "A cheerful heart is good medicine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Originally posted by Bluesape: Unstessed? Sounds painful! The person below me took too many Viagras, and now he has a stiff neck, stiff upper lip..... WOW I can't even pronounce that! hehe Yes I can sing that thingy. The person below me has no underpants on. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarisawayoflife21 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Im freeballin' it. The person below me sees dead people. www.myspace.com/robyourselfblind check us out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I see them all the time! Especially the brain-dead ones! The person below me lives in a big file drawer. Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarisawayoflife21 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I might live in one, but the person below me ate all the files that were inside it before I made it my home. www.myspace.com/robyourselfblind check us out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madgrinder7 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Call me the happy home-maker. The person below me owns an Abba album (or three). It's official... I'm boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 You are bringing back some memories now.....listening to "Dancing Queen" 9 years ago while reading a little book about volcanoes. Hey, I was 3! I didn't know.... The person below me thinks I should actually go to the next archery tournament. "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picker Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yeah, just don't be putting any apples on your head. The person below me can quote too many lines from nearly all the episodes of the original Star Trek. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 That is a miss. I watched allot though. The person below me is scratching them self! Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Im scratching my head because im confused as to why the person below me is flossing with their guitar strings. Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=810593 http://www.myspace.com/dandelavega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stamplicker Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I needed to restring, and since I just ate some toffee, I had to get it out somehow... The person below me uses bass strings!! MagicStomp Soundbites Soundclick Rambles Haunted Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Ummmm...on my bass! But at least I have tuned them since I got the guitar, unlike the person below me. "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warthog Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Originally posted by bass247: Ummmm...on my bass! But at least I have tuned them since I got the guitar, unlike the person below me. Haven't tuned my bass in years. But at least I don't own a decidedly feminine VW Cabriolet like the person below me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucks Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 What? It brings out the blue in my eyes beautifully!! The person below ME thinks they can dance like Mr T in the hogs avatar... Soundclick Myspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Nope never. Wouldn't even try! The person below me has farts that smell like potato chips. Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 it happens to be the favorite flavour of the person below me. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stamplicker Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Mmmmmmmm Sour Cream and Bacon!!! but the person below me only loves eating sour cream and garlic chips!! MagicStomp Soundbites Soundclick Rambles Haunted Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madgrinder7 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Garlic keeps the vampires away, you know... The person below me dated a vampire (vampira?) once... It's official... I'm boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picker Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Yes, and only once, too. She didn't like sunlight anymore than the person below me... Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Iverson Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Me, I come alive about midnight or so.. Just don't tell my 9-5 boss! The person below me sleeps all day, sleeps most of the night, goes out to get a McDonald's cheeseburger and practice guitar for 10 minutes or so... and wonders why the world doesn't realize what a great artist he is! After all, his 10 minute a night GIRLFRIEND realizes it, and maybe his mom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Nah, she just thinks it's loud! The person below me's favorite guitarist is Chuck Barris. Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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