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If you need something similar to use on carpet, this works really well and is a lot more portable: https://angelguardproducts.com/safcord/

I came across this article and thought it might be of interest to the community: https://www.technologyreview.com/2024/02/28/1088268/steinway-spirio-concert-pianos-performance-upgrade/ While exceptionally price prohibitive, the way it can replicate the nuances of an actual performance has the potential to be pretty magical.

Here's an AI joke created by Microsoft Copilot: Two AIs walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The first AI responds, “That’s okay, we don’t drink anyway. We’re just here to compute the probability of a joke being funny.”

Just came across this one on Reddit: A guy walks into a bar carrying a suitcase. He sits down at the bar and sets the suitcase down in front of himself, opens it and takes out a tiny piano. A tiny man climbs out of the suitcase, sits down at the piano, and begins playing flawlessly. The bartender exclaims that this is an amazing display, and asks the man how he came to have this setup in his possession. The man takes an old brass lamp out of the suitcase and shows it to the bartender, saying, "I found this magic lamp, it grants wishes, but it doesn't really work right. You can try it if you want," and hands it to the bartender. The bartender rubs the lamp and says, "I wish for a million bucks!" Suddenly, there are ducks everywhere. They're on the tables, sitting on peoples' heads, all over the place. The bartender shouts, "What the hell? This is not what I wanted!" The guy says, "I told you, it doesn't really work right. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"

Great video Woody. One point I think you missed - if I'm not mistaken, the Numa can load new sounds from the company's on-line library (much like a Nord), while the Yamaha cannot.

A few I enjoyed: Primer Safety Not Guaranteed Looper Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel The Time Traveler's Wife (the book is better than the movie or TV series) Somewhere in Time

On the lower-end, the Donner DDP-80 seems to be something like what you're looking for (turn on and play, speakers, one sound, etc.)