The gentleman I drive around for a living* told me a funny story
He used to tune pianos in recording studios, and this one time in the late '70s he was working his magic in a recording studio in Wales. A woman was acting as his host and he found her quite attractive. He had no idea who she was
He was chatting with her and they were having a laugh when a voice behind him said, 'Hey, are you chatting up my wife?'
He turned round and beheld none other than Paul McCartney. He'd been chatting up Linda!
Well, it made me
*He's a visually-impaired professional piano tuner