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Just how important is life after birth?


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This is a parody thread parodying a parody thread that was protesting parody threads. Good lord, I'm bored ...

...I'm George and I snored...

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Can you spread the after birth on bread?

mmm... after birth...

I was never a fan of SNL, but I distinctly (to my shame) remember the ad for "Placenta Helper."

Yep written by Al Franken,

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LARAINE: â¦By the way, are you planning to eat the placenta?

 

GILDA: You"re kidding! You mean the afterbirth?

 

LARAINE: That"s right. Many mammals eat their own placenta. It"s nutritious, it"s 100 percent natural, and now that you"re going to have a family, you"ve got to watch your food budget more than ever. And there"s no cheaper meat than placenta.

 

GILDA: But is there enough placenta to make a complete meal for my husband and myself?

 

LARAINE: Not if your husband has a hearty appetite like mine. And that"s why you need Placenta Helper.

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Can you spread the after birth on bread?

mmm... after birth...

I was never a fan of SNL, but I distinctly (to my shame) remember the ad for "Placenta Helper."

Yep written by Al Franken,

KxdA36h6hvB8wwk17

LARAINE: â¦By the way, are you planning to eat the placenta?

 

GILDA: You"re kidding! You mean the afterbirth?

 

LARAINE: That"s right. Many mammals eat their own placenta. It"s nutritious, it"s 100 percent natural, and now that you"re going to have a family, you"ve got to watch your food budget more than ever. And there"s no cheaper meat than placenta.

 

GILDA: But is there enough placenta to make a complete meal for my husband and myself?

 

LARAINE: Not if your husband has a hearty appetite like mine. And that"s why you need Placenta Helper.

 

Gotta get your Vitamin B12 somehow!!!!!! :laugh:

It took a chunk of my life to get here and I am still not sure where "here" is.
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