FiremanJerry Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Sittin' here reading these, laughin' my ass off!! Please Sir, some more of these..... "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendmik Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Buying that new cabinet you've always wanted then getting out to the parking lot only to realize you didn't drive the truck today. Arriving at a gig and finding one power outlet on stage. Being proud and stoked about how well the gig went, then on the way home, listening to the night's recording on tape. Finally, agony is standing next to the drummer. Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain (1835-1910) -------------------- Reporter: "Ah, do you think you could destroy the world?" The Tick: "Ehgad I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flagshipmile354 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Having Ted Nugent arrive at your house with a guitar case made of human skin telling you he is gay and he LOVES and needs you, and if he can't have you nobody WILL! When you get in your car to leave, you realize he can run at impossible speeds, and that he has a stick of dynamite on an arrow with your name on it. At this juncture of your life you realize, "The Dukes of Hazzard was the most dangerous show of all time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Buying that new guitar, playing it twice, then having to sell it for 1/2 what you paid. Kicking yourself for selling that once in a lifetime guitar that you came across and got a deal on. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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