parra Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Hey any you guys got any cool jokes mockin guitarist or drummers? I got one, spose its alright..... Q: What do you do if your guitarist is drowning?????...... A: throw him his amp! hahaha Footy....pie....Footy...pie..Footy..pie.Footy..Pie.FootyPieFootyPieFootypieFOOTYPIE.....mmm...Pie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 An old one. How do you know if a drummer is on your front porch? The knock keeps speeding up and he doesn't know when to come in. How do you get him off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewstermaniac Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 how many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb. Only 1. But every other bassist on the planet it going to critque him on his light bulb choice, its wattage, the techniqe used to twist the lightbulb into place, whether or not a lightbulb was needed at all, the politcal correctness of certain wattages of lightbulbs in certian umpteen circumstances, the color of the glass of lightbulbs and how it effects the mood, how lightbulb applicators get no recognition for there efforts, lightbulb GAS, the merits of an original "made in usa" or "made in mexico" version of the exact same lightbulb, if the lightbulb was too tight or too lose, how the light bulbs tone was too bright or too dull or just right, how nobody notices the lightbulb unless the lightbulb is gone, how lightbulbs aren't the focus of every room even though they play an integral part of the rooms atmosphere ....... Check out my work in progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONUT Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 What has three legs and a c#*k? A drum throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONUT Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Not for guitars or drums but.... Did you hear about the guy who left his accordion in the car unlocked? When he came back there was five more in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57pbass Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Q. Whats the least used phrase in the english language? A. Is that the trombone players Porsche? www.danielprine.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHINO_ROB Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Q:what do you call the guy who hangs out with a group of musicians? A:the singer Q. what did the drummer get on his I.Q. test? A: drool couple of old ones but i still find them funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 really old - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless. "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 We've heard them all before. Every last one of them. Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahuna855 Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 We've heard them all before. Every last one of them. the wise man has spoken. this thread is done. "I'm thinkin' we should let bump answer this one... Prepare to don Nomex!" -social critic "When I install my cannons, I'm totally going to blast their asses back to the 16th century; Black Beard style" -bumpcity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbojones Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Okay. Theres a white guy, a Mongolian guy, and a Canadian.......just kidding! Chewstermaniac, you forgot about how much soul required to screw in the bulb. primus sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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