cphollis Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 This is just one of the many reasons I love this forum. The sick, twisted sense of humor precisely matches my own. Seriously, though, apes are wicked smart. I bet I could teach one to play "Jump" better than most cover bands. Rock on! Want to make your band better? Check out "A Guide To Starting (Or Improving!) Your Own Local Band" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoochie Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just keep flinging poo at it till it sticks. From what I understand, Mountain Gorrillas only play banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 From what I understand, Mountain Gorrillas only play banjo. No accordion players in the ape family? :idk When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindaru Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Accordion to my sources, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markyboard Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Seriously, though, apes are wicked smart. I bet I could teach one to play "Jump" better than most cover bands. And so...why are they smart? :idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Let's not forget the Bonobo, who of course plays a Vox Continental out of respect for his namesake Bono Vox. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Did someone say "Continental?" When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Ooh, and it's a red one too. Apes loves them some red. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustar Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Whatever you decide, pay for it so you won't be a "Cheeta". Yamaha P-515, Hammond SK1, Casio PX5s, Motif ES rack, Kawai MP5, Kawai ESS110, Yamaha S03, iPad, and a bunch of stuff in the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Whatever you decide, pay for it so you won't be a "Cheeta". Hmmmm, looks like Cheetah has his own keyboard and module: http://moxie.kfib.org/ms800/main_archive_ms800.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S3-WViLa1ec/TaI5cXRG--I/AAAAAAACT00/TYoeCt3NUjw/s1600/%2524%2528KGrHqMOKjUE1nBUinUVBNmL9H5qTQ%257E%257E_12.JPG When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MathOfInsects Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 Know where they play their keyboards after they buy them? MONKEY BARS. Thank you. Now out! "Mind the Gap," a 24-song album of new material. www.joshweinstein.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just remember, apes (chimpanzees, at least) are known to eat little monkeys and Lemurs: http://www.jazzmutant.com/images/update/lemur_main.jpg Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Know where they play their keyboards after they buy them? MONKEY BARS. http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Monkey_BarswbkDetail.png When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RABid Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Let's not forget the Bonobo, who of course plays a Vox Continental out of respect for his namesake Bono Vox. Ahhhh. "Dial M for Monkey" makes a little more sense now. This post edited for speling. My Sweetwater Gear Exchange Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Although the average ape might choose "The Maltese Monkey" instead, being that it was written by Dashiell Hammond, the famous fifth cousin of the organ-grinder maker. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Schmieder Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Although he looks like an ape, he's only a naked one, but regardless, Homer Simpson is impelled to play the ARP Odyssey. Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35, D'angelico SS Bari, EXL1, Select Strat, 70th Anniversary Esquire, LP 57, Eastman T486, T64, Ibanez PM2, Hammond XK4, Moog Voyager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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