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last night I watched the Grammys for the first time, and I expected to see a super-produced mega-show, technically worthy of the enormous budget that probably has been vomited into it, but instead I observed a badly sewn-together, rough-running, almost amateurish display of lack of experience in TV production.

As a former TV and roadshow tecnician and producer, I immediately noticed the absurd lack of cohesion between presentations, performances, and everything in between. They were as such:

 

-A show like that CANNOT be without a head-presenter, an out-of-field voice won't do. A presenter keeps the show running and ties everything together. Learn from the MTV Awards.

 

-Some of the celebrities (!) presenting awards were so obviously uncomfortable with a microphone and an audience that was almost embarassing. They were stiff, over-rehearsed, and unnatural. Some of them couldn't wait to be outta there.

 

-the handling of microphones was technically amateurish. Think of Beck: he picks up his mic and first it blasts and distorts, then gets heavily ducked and limited, then comes back to audible level. Ridiculous.

 

-Audience reaction was heavily under-miked. It almost sounded like the presenters were addressing an empty hall, and pauses were heavy with...nothingness.

 

-Speaking of pauses, what was all that about? You can't leave an audience alone for even 5 seconds, let alone minutes; For example, when that idiot from Outkast receives his Grammy and walks away with a meager "thanks" because he thinks he's the new bad boy in town, there's an embarassing moment: everybody seems to be running away from stage lest they are recognized... a presenter would have bandaged the things back in shape.

 

-The lighting design was astonishing, no doubt about that, and the broadcast sound as well - except microphoning. Also, the positioning of the podium mic was unappropriate, forcing average-height people to heavily stoop toward it. Were two mics out of budget for the Grammys?

 

I think there are no technical, excuses for the faults I here described. To think that this is the 46th Grammy show, it's unfathomable for me.

 

Something else:

 

The nominations for Best Rap Album were a bit strange: apart from Missy Elliot and one other, the Outkast and the Roots only claim to Rap-ness was being black. The Roots sound just like The Clash, and Outkast is a wanna-be Prince-meets-british Electro.

 

Bah.

 

Kudos for Dave Matthews, i'm not familiar with his music but he seems a sturdy, honest and serious performer, kinda like Springsteeen 20 years ago.

 

Kudos for Beyonce' as well, I don't like black music in general and much less I like heavily-trumpeted performers, but honestly speaking she earns all the money she's getting for the sheer amount of work she does.

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THANK YOU FOR EMPHASIZING THAT POINT.

 

Sounds like you oughta be the producer for next year's telecast!

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Originally posted by Super 8:

Is anybody going to actually respond to Max's post, or are you just going to make smart-ass comments?

Ok I was, but well, the "OutKast", "Roots" & "Black Music" portions of the post pretty much demand we make smart ass comments for a while...

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Originally posted by meccajay:

Originally posted by Super 8:

Is anybody going to actually respond to Max's post, or are you just going to make smart-ass comments?

Ok I was, but well, the "OutKast", "Roots" & "Black Music" portions of the post pretty much demand we make smart ass comments for a while...

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He did keep them to the point, though. No elaboration needed here. Y'all can pick your brains all day long, but I'd think it best to leave it as it is.

 

If you want to fight, go ahead, but it's silly. Can't we just learn to disagree respectfully?

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I can't verify this as the current way that NARAS runs the Grammy Awards show, but in the past the president of NARAS and other heavy hitters used their influence to peddle audio and production jobs for the show to their friends in the industry. Trouble was, they were in the wrong industry. Instead of having tried and true television savvy and experienced personnel run the show, they give it up to studio engineers and record producers. Year after year they haven't figured out that these are NOT people who understand audio in a broadcast context. Even post-production studio people don't necessarily know what it is to run a live broadcast or produce an awards show.

 

This is just the latest in a long spectacle of embarrassing Grammy Awards shows. You'd think a show representing the music business and recording industries would be run with more sense. Next year maybe they'll hire professional broadcasters instead of practicing nepotism to their friends in the industry. :rolleyes:

 

BTW - You can search for threads about previous Grammy awards and read exactly the same comments, just different celebrities onstage.

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Originally posted by SaloSicle:

Take it to the Grammies forum :rolleyes:

Why?!?!? It's clear NARAS has no intention of cleaning up their act where awards and awards shows are concerned.

 

This ain't new, Sal. Hell, a group acknowledged by many as the greatest rock band of all time never won a grammy... What does that say about the history of this organization. Also, the acronym is National Association of Recording Arts & Sciences... yet somehow it took them 40 years to recognize more than 2 engineering and 2 producting awards, while artists received awards for pop, rock, jazz, r&b, rap, blues, spoken word and other categories. I have little respect for NARAS beyond the educational endowments they give and the educational programs they run. The main thrust of NARAS is a bad joke.

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first for max's comments on outkast, the roots and black music:

 

outkast is a rap group. Sure, Andre sings mainly on his half of the album, but to dissalow singing in rap is ludicrous. Missy sings on EVERY track. Plus, "i like the way you move" definitely qualifies as a rap song.

 

As for the roots, it's a lil more vague. Though they have singers in the band, and the band backs up a lot of other artists, if you listen to Phrenelogy (their latest album), every song ERRR track has "rap" on it. Just because they play live instruments doesn't mean it's not rap....case in point, Black Eyed Peas. I get the feeling that you complained that eminem won last year (or whenever) cause he's immitating "them der blackies"

 

It all depends on how YOU define rap. if it's solely about some thug rapping about bling-blinging, and all the hoe's he's scored, all the while rapping over some lame 808/909 drums or a sample, then obviously Outcast/Black Eyed Peas/the Roots, ain't gonna fall in that genre. However, when you view rap as being social commentary, in a poetic verse with a mix of western and non-western music idioms, then it adheres to the notion of this being a rap's rennaisance.

 

As far as the "Black music" issue, coming from a European background, I understand that race sensitivity is not so politically correct around the world, but since you're commentating HERE, you have to be a little careful with your word choices. First off, what is black music? Is it rap? hip-hop? r&b? jazz? rock and roll? I assume you mean hip-hop and rap, but generalizing "black music" is akin to someone saying, "gee I don't like country or polka...yeah, I hate white music."

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Boy, somebody stepped in it... :D

 

I think we can give Max a teeny break here. He's entitled to his tastes, and it's looking like people are starting to read stuff into his comments. Notice, for instance:

Shmoron13: As far as the "Black music" issue... First off, what is black music? Is it rap? hip-hop? r&b? jazz? rock and roll? I assume you mean hip-hop and rap...
But look at what Max actually said:

Max: Kudos for Beyonce' as well, I don't like black music in general and much less I like heavily-trumpeted performers, but honestly speaking she earns all the money she's getting for the sheer amount of work she does.
Now, that's not exactly dissin' somebody. He's saying that she reached him, even though he doesn't care for her style of music. Maybe his language was overly broad, but it doesn't seem like we should jump down his throat about it.
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Originally posted by schmoron13:

social commentary, in a poetic verse with a mix of western and non-western music idioms

well, um, doesn't that kinda describe about 90% of all pop music? ;)
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Originally posted by Christopher Kemp:

Boy, somebody stepped in it... :D

 

I think we can give Max a teeny break here. He's entitled to his tastes, and it's looking like people are starting to read stuff into his comments. Notice, for instance:

Shmoron13: As far as the "Black music" issue... First off, what is black music? Is it rap? hip-hop? r&b? jazz? rock and roll? I assume you mean hip-hop and rap...
But look at what Max actually said:

Max: Kudos for Beyonce' as well, I don't like black music in general and much less I like heavily-trumpeted performers, but honestly speaking she earns all the money she's getting for the sheer amount of work she does.
Now, that's not exactly dissin' somebody. He's saying that she reached him, even though he doesn't care for her style of music. Maybe his language was overly broad, but it doesn't seem like we should jump down his throat about it.
Originally posted by schmoron13:

...but if we can't decontextualize others' comments and then give diatribes on completely esoteric tangents, what's the point of this forum?!!! :P

 

and I got that he wasn't TRYING to come off as racist, but still... ;)

Which is why I stuck to commenting on something all of us can agree on. The Grammy broadcast sucked, and it was pretty typical of previous Grammy broadcasts. :D

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sal needs some antibiotics to kill the bowling ball that crawled up his ass today

And where's that Jeebus at???? He's the bowling expert in these parts. :D

 

[Ani ducks and runs for cover :D ]

 

Back to the topic:

 

Cut Rate Labor, Cut Rate Productions!!!! The less they spend on production, the more the stuff in their greedy pockets.

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Dude, I was with you until this..........

Originally posted by Max Ventura:

The nominations for Best Rap Album were a bit strange: apart from Missy Elliot and one other, the Outkast and the Roots only claim to Rap-ness was being black. The Roots sound just like The Clash, and Outkast is a wanna-be Prince-meets-british Electro.

 

Kudos for Beyonce' as well, I don't like black music in general and much less I like heavily-trumpeted performers, but honestly speaking she earns all the money she's getting for the sheer amount of work she does.

....er..um..sounds like an underlying agenda or sumthin'! Maybe that's why you're a former tv tech/producer? Your attitude maybe?
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Wll, I thought Dave Matthews was pathetic. The guy shoudln't be allowed to get close to a microphone.

 

And Beyonce was the most annoyin vocalist of thr evening. Notice Ididn't call her a singer, because doing vocal excersises to music is not singing.

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Originally posted by Henchman:

Well, I thought Dave Matthews was pathetic. The guy shoudln't be allowed to get close to a microphone.

 

And Beyonce' was the most annoying vocalist of the evening. Notice I didn't call her a singer, because doing vocal excersises to music is not singing.

OK....so what entertains you?? I guess the few million folks who bought her record don't dig her vocal style either?! :rolleyes:
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