spiral light Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I got a kick from this when I read it earlier: HERE! "Will sir require farting or non-farting..." www.windhamhill.com - Shameless Advertising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/043.gif Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Soldier Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/043.gifGood one Blues Ape! A.K.A. TRGuitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red 67 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Big Red's Ride Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger85 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I say, what is the proper enunciation for "flatulence"? ...touched down in the land of the Delta Blues.....in the middle of the pouring rain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miroslav Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Women "never" fart.... ...but every once in awhile they're near a dog that does! The reason women don't fart too often is because they don't keep their mouths shut long enough to let the pressure build up. miroslav - miroslavmusic.com "Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean it's important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 She attempted to cover up a methane discharge with matches? is this sounding demented to anyone else? Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WornNeck Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 If they're wearing pantyhose, watch to see if their ankles swell up... "I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes." - Jimi Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billster Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I think lighting a match (or any other type of fire) on a plane is more demented than anything. The article hints at some kind of medical condition, so that could be why it was a major stinkaroo. Have you seen those commercials for Southwest Airlines, where somebody does somthing embarrassing, and then they announce the slogan "Want to get away for a while?" They didn't even let this poor gal back on the plane to "get away for a while". Buy my CD on CD Baby! Bill Hartzell - the website MySpace?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by miroslav: Women "never" fart.... ...but every once in awhile they're near a dog that does! The reason women don't fart too often is because they don't keep their mouths shut long enough to let the pressure build up. I'll be sure to try that line next time I'm wearing a helmet! Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampdog Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Personnaly, after reaching the half century mark I still find ripping out a good one, even in public, a satisfing and sometimes rewarding action. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Rampdog/fartgame.gif If it ain't fun...why do it...? http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=778394&content=music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warthog Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Rampdog: Personnaly, after reaching the half century mark I still find ripping out a good one, even in public, a satisfing and sometimes rewarding action. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/Rampdog/fartgame.gif I'll still rip off a nice one now and again around friends. Funny how I still think they're hilarious (I'm 35) and many of my friends have outgrown the hilarity of flatulence. My wife never farts. Seriously, I've heard her fart like twice in 12 years. Women are very adept at hiding them, but matches on an airplane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Billster: I think lighting a match (or any other type of fire) on a plane is more demented than anything. Well, I don't know about you, but I remember planes with smoking sections and no shortage of people lighting up in there, constantly. And planes didn't crash or anything... why is it so demented? Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teleman65 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I was with a friend on the Toronto subway and he cleared out half a subway car without any health problems. http://www.soundclick.com/teleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by Kramer Ferrington III.: Originally posted by Billster: I think lighting a match (or any other type of fire) on a plane is more demented than anything. Well, I don't know about you, but I remember planes with smoking sections and no shortage of people lighting up in there, constantly. And planes didn't crash or anything... why is it so demented? Are you familiar with lighting farts? I used to think this was a metaphor, like `cutting one` or `ripping one`-but no, I lived in midstate N.Y. for quite a while, sometimes things get very slow and some of my friends introduced me to lighting farts. It`s methane, you can get quite a little fireball going. Now imagine that fireball on an airplane. Farts and matches are not a good combination. Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Originally posted by skipclone 1: Now imagine that fireball on an airplane. Farts and matches are not a good combination. Well, when you put it THAT way, it's different! The original post seemed to refer to ANY sort of flame as being dangerous. Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kamehameha Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 That's ridiculous. Girls don't fart. She must be a man. "My two Fender Basses, I just call them "Lesbos" because of the time they spend together in the closet."-Durockrolly This has been a Maisie production. (Directed in part by Spiderman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiral light Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 Originally posted by King Kamehameha: That's ridiculous. Girls don't fart. She must be a man. You haven't heard my wife then I do remember waking up one night with a rather gaseous stomach to see my wife at the bedroom door holding her nose and wafting the smell out of the room (one of mine). I have also woken woman and child from restful slumber (and shaken the bed) with my flatus. OK, too much information here. www.windhamhill.com - Shameless Advertising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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