twistedtom

Q. You have a DJ and a rap star in a car, who is driving? A. A cop. A city boy knocks on a farmers door and asks the farmer I see you have milkweed in your field mind if I get some milk? The farmer says you get milk from cow not milkweed. City boy says can I try? Farmer says go ahead So the city boy dose and comes back with a bucket of milk The farmer looks on in amazement. Next day city boy is back and asks I see you have some buttercups down in your field mind if I get some butter? Farmer says butter comes from milk but give it a try. City boy comes back with a bucket of butter. Next day city boy comes again and asks I see you have some pussy willows down in your field. Farmer says I am coming with you.