a little Thanksgiving humor:
A guy walks into a pet store one day and sees a beautiful parrot. Its singing Randy Travis songs. It knows the alphabet, and even knows some movie quotes. The guys buys the parrot.
Well, he gets the parrot home and it starts swearing up a storm. The guys yells
at the parrot to stop, but it only squawks louder and cusses more. The guys finally losses it and throws the bird into the freezer.
The parrot starts squawking even louder and cusses enough to make a sailor blush. Then all the sudden the parrot gets really quiet.
The guy runs over to freezer thinking he just froze the bird he spent a small
fortune on. He opens the door and its okay.
The parrot says to him "I am so sorry about my cussing. It will not happen
again."
The guys says "Okay, but you have to be a good bird from now on, okay."
The bird says "Okay, but can I ask you a question?" He points to the turkey and
studders "What did he do?"
