One for the stupid humor/dumbest comments column:
As you are hauling in gear, setting up, or warming up, you get this one "hey, are you with the band?"
Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago from some comedian. A guy was in a bus station waiting for a bus and sitting on a newspaper. Another person comes in and says "hey, are you reading that?" So, this first guy stands up, turns the page, and sits back down again.