Joe Muscara

Happy birthday Steve! Keep doing this thing you do - we all enjoy it.

+ 1 googolplex

But that movie didn't come out until 1985, more than fifteen years after your story takes place. "Back to the Future" indeed.

Keep that stuff away from Neal Schon!

Stinky mess, fish guts everywhere

In the back of my mind, I wondered. It still lead to people having fun with it, so there you go.

LOL - that's what I thought about that guy in the red shorts too.

This ain't it. [video:youtube]jAaw9KDlc3Y

Welcome Joe. There are a lot of members here from that area, and they get together once in a while. There are also a lot of Feat/Billy Payne fans (including myself). Enjoy yourself!

I'd also hate for that thread's presence to somehow make him show up again.

Don't worry, I missed many of them the first time around too. If you read the one about West Virginia, it was a while before I understood where Eric's old avatar came from. There will be more threads that are created that end up here in The Hall.

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and its for real! Amazing simple home remedies: 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

The pond could be fenced in such a way to keep random kids from falling in it, but yet be something to pass by depending on how you're going. We have friends who have a coy pond in the back yard. The back yard is fenced, but the whole back is huge. The coy pond is only a small part of that. it's not fenced separately.

Aidan, that's just terrible! I've been called by Tom/ITGITC too and it's an unnerving experience. Hi Tom! Seriously, glad you're okay. I saw that post on FB and judged by your tone you'd be alright.

California's turn... So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this: You know you're from California if: 1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH.." 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18..... Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons. 19... The Terminator is your governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

bwah ha ha! I didn't see that coming at all. I don't know why not, either.

You burned the joint down, Kev.

Happy birthday, MoodyBluesKeys/Jim!

Never apologize for talking too much about gear around here. Welcome, and cool vid!

Keep us posted on your predictions, Greg, and welcome to the forum. (and welcome as well to others who have introduced themselves recently. Just know that Greg's predictions are mine to make money from!)

I watch The Simpsons a lot.

You need to ask in French AND English. Simultaneously. Welcome to the forum!

LOL Seriously, do you look back at that now and laugh? Or is it still one of those things for you?

Did he ask you to play a chord?

I was watching that Stevie Wonder tribute at the White House PBS special, and looked at all that gear and thought, "getting all that through Secret Service security must be a b*tch!"