Bbach1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 deathclock bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Ferrington III. Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Bbach of Bismarck: deathclock Whatever... I refuse to die in 2017 and that's that. Band MySpace My snazzy t-shirt empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Vince C.: Originally posted by Bbach of Bismarck: deathclock Whatever... I refuse to die in 2017 and that's that. I hear ya. I'm not goin either. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 July 7 2034 83 yrs old? That aint too bad Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyBlues Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I plan on living forever...so far, so good! I was born at night but I wasn't born last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq. Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I checked my Birth Certificate. There's no expiration date on there, so I'm not worried. "And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her." ~Paris Hilton BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 The warranty isn't worth a toot, though. "A cheerful heart is good medicine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 looking at 94 years old, not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardtail Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I don't buy this stuff. Keith Richards is dead but he still gets to play guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caevan O’Shite Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by KPB: "I don't buy this stuff. Keith Richards is dead but he still gets to play guitar." TOO damn funny! Hmmn, according to the DEATH CLOCK I'm less than halfway through my lifespan right now, and that's NOT what I expected. (Although, come to think of it, I did select "Optimistic Mode".) Personally, though, I do intend to see 200 if I can; that's how old I want to get to be, little more, little less. At least, that's my mindset, I'm not going to be particularly likely to throw in the towel at any setback that comes down the pike... Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardtail Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Originally posted by Dances With Werewolves: Originally posted by KPB: "I don't buy this stuff. Keith Richards is dead but he still gets to play guitar." TOO damn funny! I shouldn't pick on ol' Keith. A few weeks ago after Katrina hit, there was some kind of New Orleans music benefit playing on VH1. I turned it on just before they were to announce Keith Richards to get up and play a song. I said to myself... oh boy... he's probably too braindead to remember what a barre chord is. Surprise, surprise... he rocked. I was impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 A monday. of course it would be a monday. Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarzan Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 first look for me was 2043, then 2045 and finally 2042. not bad at all. i checked the wife as well. she didn't do as good. so in 2011 i get a new guitar. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=193274 rock it, i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Won't work. Nothing happens when I click the button after filling in the data. Tried 4 different browsers. I must already be dead, like Keith Richards. "A cheerful heart is good medicine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcy H Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Originally posted by LeftyBlues: I plan on living forever...so far, so good! Hey...that's mine! www.myspace.com/darcyhoover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 2029? WTF? - screw that - I'll only be 74 - thassit! - no more damn celery! Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyBlues Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Originally posted by Hfx_Buzz: Originally posted by LeftyBlues: I plan on living forever...so far, so good! Hey...that's mine! Sorry Buzz!!! Didn't mean to rip you off, I actually meant it as a tribute to your good taste in quotes! As to the "Keith is dead" comments, I saw dem boyz in Pittsboig a few weeks back and can say he's VERY much alive! L.B. I was born at night but I wasn't born last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodlesbad Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Apparently, as a 35-year-old non-smoker I only have 14 years to live. Might as well catch in those RRSPs and buy lots of guitars! On the other hand, if i change my outlook to Sadistic I'll be dead by May 2007! If I become optimistic, I'll be around to 2055. I guess if you're an optimistic sadist I'd live to 2031 ... National Capital Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caprae Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Originally posted by Guitarzan: i checked the wife as well. she didn't do as good. so in 2011 i get a new guitar. LOL: So what do you have in mind? Or are you going to wait to see what comes out in the next 5-6 years? Raise your children and spoil your grandchildren. Spoil your children and raise your grandchildren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPCustom Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Hmmm. Says I'll live until February 2054. I'd be 96 by then. I'm diabetic, though. I doubt I'll live past 70. Born on the Bayou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I had a great uncle who was diabetic and lived to 95. Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoes Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 How dumb am I... apparently I'm already dead... I hate these F%#@kin' things I still think guitars are like shoes, but louder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tone Taster Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 August 20, 2057 Wow plenny 'o time to slack off and practice whenever .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueZet Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 pessimistic: Friday, November 25, 2005 - oh well, guess I won't have to worry about Christmas shopping and will that turkey fint in the oven normal: Thursday, January 1, 2026 - at least I get to celebrate New years Eve, or would that be the cause??? sadistic: Wednesday, January 1, 1992!! "Sorry your time has expired" I've been dead for 13 years and NOBODY TOLD ME??? Someone's gonna get his @ss kicked!! optimistic: Saturday, March 10, 2040 - another 35 years of GAS... that's gonna be SOME collection - due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been SWITCHED OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesape Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 By changing to optimistic I gained 6 more years - so much for the accuracy of this test - oops, that's pessimistic - doh! Never a DUH! moment! Well, almost never. OK, OK! Sometimes never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq. Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Originally posted by Dead Man's Shoes: How dumb am I... apparently I'm already dead... I hate these F%#@kin' things Oh well, you already had the shoes. "And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her." ~Paris Hilton BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miroslav Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Well...at least I won't have to worry about the extra 25 lbs I've been planning to shed. According to the Death Clock...I changed my BMI from <25 all the way up to 29...and I still get the same date. Also...how the heck does anyone know if they are "Normal"... miroslav - miroslavmusic.com "Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean it's important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Yeti Bigfoot, Esq. Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Originally posted by miroslav: Well...at least I won't have to worry about the extra 25 lbs I've been planning to shed. According to the Death Clock...I changed my BMI from <25 all the way up to 29...and I still get the same date. Also...how the heck does anyone know if they are "Normal"... We're all normal...at least within our own frame of reference. If we are in a room full of people just like us, we are perfectly normal. If we are the only one of our kind in the room, we are completely abnormal. "And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her." ~Paris Hilton BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tld Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Originally posted by miroslav: Well...at least I won't have to worry about the extra 25 lbs I've been planning to shed. According to the Death Clock...I changed my BMI from <25 all the way up to 29...and I still get the same date.Oh man...I didn't even try that. If I put my BMI all the way up it actually says I'll live a few years longer. However, if I switch between 'pessimistic' and 'optimistic' I gain an extra 40 years! Ya think that things a little broken or what?? Tom http://www.digitalaudiorock.com The Protools Plugin Preset Co-op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miroslav Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 If you set it to Optimistic with a high BMI...you get the best numbers. I guess jolly fat people live the longest!!! Ho ho ho... miroslav - miroslavmusic.com "Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean it's important." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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