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"lakersrule" Has Wandered Off The Grounds Of Our Hospital Without His Medication

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Attention please: The person who posts here under the username "lakersrule" has wandered off of the grounds of our facility, and we believe he doesn't have his medication for paranoid psychosis. If you encounter him, please disregard his babblings, and call an ambulance. He is only dangerous to himself, but proceed with caution anyway. He has been in a deranged mental state ever since his Carpenters cover band broke up in early 1982. He goes into fits of uncontrollable rage whenever he encounters thriving musicians. He once bit Ozzy Osbourne, without Mr. Osbourne's permission, and has been confined to our institution ever since. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. Randy Powers, M.D. Frustrated Musician's Ward Belleview Psychiatric Hospital Philadelphia, PA

Eric Vincent (ASCAP)


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