Tedster Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 MUST...NOT...BID...MUST...NOT...BID... Just...say...no... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel E. Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Ted, Don't you already have one of those? Why would you need another one? "You never can vouch for your own consciousness." - Norman Mailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 LOL the curse of eBay strikes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Gabriel E.: Ted, Don't you already have one of those? Why would you need another one? No...I have a Talman...it's green with a black/grey pearl pickguard and p-90s...and I have a Strat with the same finish as that eBay Talman. But, I don't have a Talman like that...with a Bigsby... (beads of sweat forming on forehead)... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Too long to go before the end of auction Ted. Put a block on the eBay website for five & a half days. When the block is lifted you'll see if it's still reasonable. It's the blue metal flake, isn't it... Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A String Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Avert your eyes, hum a tune, think about baseball and if nothing else works, tell your wife or girl friend...You'll be fine. Craig Stringnetwork on Facebook String Network Forum My Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave da Dude Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Add it to your watch list and look at it again in five days Save money in the meantime Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tedster Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW". And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily. I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me? "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 OOH! Tedster, did you page through all the pics? Some hefty cracks in that body. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW". And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily. I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me?LOL!!! "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teahead Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Life is too short Ted! Buy the guitar! Now! Or, "Drop the credit card!" "Back away from the keyboard!" Nah! Just buy it. Tea. Pedal Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW". And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily. I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me? If thy wife doth not believeth thee, sayeth unto thy wife, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! and again GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!!! Tedster 1:1-2 "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Ted... TED... TED-STER... http://www.lifefebc.com/febc/images/burnbush.gif "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave da Dude Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by BiC: BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW I didn't see the "Buy It Now" ONLY $299.99 Maybe I'll get it Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I know exactly what you're talking about, Tedster. Right now I've got guitar lust pretty bad. I've wanted an ES-335 in the worst way for quite a few years now. But I just can't justify the expense. Nor can I justify it to my wife... I'm a drummer, dammit! But, gawd! I want one of those guitars!!!! Lots of nice look'n one's on Ebay too! I'd settle for something beat to hell, if it still played and sounded good. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werewolf by Night Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by BiC: Ted... TED... TED-STER... http://www.lifefebc.com/febc/images/burnbush.gifOhmigawsh, that's entirely too funny!! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gato Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Ibanez is not what they used to be, what if you better buy another thing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 And Tedster hath still not in his mind decideth. For five days shall he wander, in accordance with the prophet Daklander, who pointeth out blemishes in the finish. And after five days, in accordance with the period for the auction set forth by the scriptures, shall he decide whether or not to purchaseth the guitar. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: And Tedster hath still not in his mind decideth. 2) Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3) because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4) Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5) If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him. 6) But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7) That man should not think he will receive anything from the Lord; 8) he is a double-minded man, unstable in all he does. James 1:2-8 For five days shall he wander, in accordance with the prophet Daklander, who pointeth out blemishes in the finish. A discerning man keeps wisdom in view , but a fool's eyes wander to the ends of the earth. Pro 17:24 Some have wandered away from these and turned to meaningless (guitars) . 1 Tim 1:6 For the love of (guitars) is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for (guitars), have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. 1 Tim 6:10 And after five days, in accordance with the period for the auction set forth by the scriptures, shall he decide whether or not to purchaseth the guitar. 19) My brothers, if one of you should wander from the truth and (Daklander) should bring him back, 20) remember this: Whoever turns a (guitarist) from the error of his way will save him from (a bad purchase) and cover over a multitude of sins. James 5:19,20 "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 And verily I say unto you, ye shall pointeth the way, eyes that were blind shall see, ears that were deaf shall hear, and fingers that were crippled will pick and maketh a mighty noise. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: And verily I say unto you, ye shall pointeth the way, eyes that were blind shall see, ears that were deaf shall hear, and fingers that were crippled will pick and maketh a mighty noise. LOL!!! "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Thorne Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Gabriel E.: Ted, Don't you already have one of those? Why would you need another one? Gabriel, that's a "wife question"! Are you sure you're a guitar player? Meanwhile, the rest of you are way too funny. Nice faux King James English, Tedster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 I thankest thee. (Or something like that)... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: I thankest thee. (Or something like that)... Pride goeth before the fall "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picker Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Teddy, Teddy, thou sweaty Teddy, Heed thee well this fable of ancient temptation... Fade up through misty, fog laden moors to a lone, moss covered tower, ancient and crumbling, with one brightly lit window near the top. Crane and dolly at rapic speed to the window, through which we see a weathered, wizened, crusty old man in filty medieval rags. He is seated shakily on a wobbly old wooden stool. The dirty pock-marked face looks up and beady, cynical eyes peer at our own. Suddenly, a violent, rasping cough that seems never to end spasms the frail geriatic frame. When it finally subsides, he weakly hocks a foul-smelling brown quid onto the floor at his feet. Then with all of his obviously waning strength, he pushes himself forward on his crudely built stool, looks up into our eyes, and in a wheezy, foul-sounding apology for a voice, freighted with the evil that is the inevitable legacy of decades of the most egregious corruption, grates out; "Hey, little boy, ya wanna buy a Talman? It's made me the man I am today!" and laspes, back onto his seat, gasping feebly. Fade to black... Would you buy a used guitar from this man? Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Something about that story reminded me of a cross between a Jethro Tull song and a Led Zeppelin album cover. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 ROTFLMAO Great way to start a Monday Thnx Guys (Get it Tedster...your other Talman is lonely) Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 errr...double post Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shannon Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: Something about that story reminded me of a cross between a Jethro Tull song and a Led Zeppelin album cover. LMAO! This whole thread is hilarious, thanks guys. Although some of the language bears a strong resemblence to something else... What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow? I would say BUY IT NOW! But the cracks worry me... but if that don't worry you.... BUY IT NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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