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Originally posted by Gabriel E.:

Ted,

 

Don't you already have one of those? Why would you need another one?

 

:D

No...I have a Talman...it's green with a black/grey pearl pickguard and p-90s...and I have a Strat with the same finish as that eBay Talman. But, I don't have a Talman like that...with a Bigsby... (beads of sweat forming on forehead)...
"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Too long to go before the end of auction Ted. Put a block on the eBay website for five & a half days. When the block is lifted you'll see if it's still reasonable.

 

It's the blue metal flake, isn't it...

 

Our Joint

 

"When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...

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:freak::confused::freak::confused::freak:

:confused::freak::D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW".

 

And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily.

 

I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me?

"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Originally posted by Tedster:

See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW".

 

And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily.

 

I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me?

LOL!!! :D:thu::D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

See? I ask God to help me, and He sends "Buddy Jesus" to send a message through the Prophet BiC to "BUY IT NOW".

 

And the Lord sayeth unto Tedster, "Thou hast need of another guitar". And Tedster saw that it was good, and henceforth didst strummeth and picketh mightily.

 

I wonder if I tell my wife that God commanded me to buy that guitar, I wonder if she'd believeth me?

If thy wife doth not believeth thee, sayeth unto thy wife, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!!

 

and again

 

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!!!

Tedster 1:1-2

 

:D:P:D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Ted... TED... TED-STER...

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"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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I didn't see the "Buy It Now" :D

 

ONLY $299.99

 

Maybe I'll get it :rolleyes::D

Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need".
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I know exactly what you're talking about, Tedster.

Right now I've got guitar lust pretty bad. I've wanted an ES-335 in the worst way for quite a few years now. But I just can't justify the expense. Nor can I justify it to my wife... :evil:

 

I'm a drummer, dammit!

 

But, gawd! I want one of those guitars!!!!

 

Lots of nice look'n one's on Ebay too! I'd settle for something beat to hell, if it still played and sounded good. :love:

Super 8

 

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Originally posted by BiC:

Ted... TED... TED-STER...

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Ohmigawsh, that's entirely too funny!! :D:D:D:D:D:thu:

Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do?

 

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And Tedster hath still not in his mind decideth. For five days shall he wander, in accordance with the prophet Daklander, who pointeth out blemishes in the finish.

 

And after five days, in accordance with the period for the auction set forth by the scriptures, shall he decide whether or not to purchaseth the guitar.

"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Originally posted by Tedster:

 

And Tedster hath still not in his mind decideth.

 

2) Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds,

 

3) because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.

 

4) Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.

 

5) If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.

 

6) But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind.

 

7) That man should not think he will receive anything from the Lord;

 

8) he is a double-minded man, unstable in all he does.

 

James 1:2-8

For five days shall he wander, in accordance with the prophet Daklander, who pointeth out blemishes in the finish.

 

A discerning man keeps wisdom in view , but a fool's eyes wander to the ends of the earth.

 

Pro 17:24

 

Some have wandered away from these and turned to meaningless (guitars) .

 

1 Tim 1:6

 

For the love of (guitars) is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for (guitars), have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.

 

1 Tim 6:10

 

And after five days, in accordance with the period for the auction set forth by the scriptures, shall he decide whether or not to purchaseth the guitar.

 

19) My brothers, if one of you should wander from the truth and (Daklander) should bring him back,

 

20) remember this: Whoever turns a (guitarist) from the error of his way will save him from (a bad purchase) and cover over a multitude of sins.

 

James 5:19,20

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"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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:D

 

And verily I say unto you, ye shall pointeth the way, eyes that were blind shall see, ears that were deaf shall hear, and fingers that were crippled will pick and maketh a mighty noise.

 

:D:thu:

"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Originally posted by Tedster:

:D

 

And verily I say unto you, ye shall pointeth the way, eyes that were blind shall see, ears that were deaf shall hear, and fingers that were crippled will pick and maketh a mighty noise.

 

:D:thu:

LOL!!! :D:thu::D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by Gabriel E.:

Ted,

 

Don't you already have one of those? Why would you need another one?

 

:D

Gabriel, that's a "wife question"! Are you sure you're a guitar player?

 

Meanwhile, the rest of you are way too funny. Nice faux King James English, Tedster!

 

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

I thankest thee. (Or something like that)...

 

:D:D:D

Pride goeth before the fall

 

:D:D:D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Teddy, Teddy, thou sweaty Teddy,

Heed thee well this fable of ancient temptation...

 

Fade up through misty, fog laden moors to a lone, moss covered tower, ancient and crumbling, with one brightly lit window near the top. Crane and dolly at rapic speed to the window, through which we see a weathered, wizened, crusty old man in filty medieval rags. He is seated shakily on a wobbly old wooden stool. The dirty pock-marked face looks up and beady, cynical eyes peer at our own. Suddenly, a violent, rasping cough that seems never to end spasms the frail geriatic frame. When it finally subsides, he weakly hocks a foul-smelling brown quid onto the floor at his feet. Then with all of his obviously waning strength, he pushes himself forward on his crudely built stool, looks up into our eyes, and in a wheezy, foul-sounding apology for a voice, freighted with the evil that is the inevitable legacy of decades of the most egregious corruption, grates out;

 

"Hey, little boy, ya wanna buy a Talman? It's made me the man I am today!" and laspes, back onto his seat, gasping feebly.

 

Fade to black...

 

Would you buy a used guitar from this man? :D

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Something about that story reminded me of a cross between a Jethro Tull song and a Led Zeppelin album cover. :D

LMAO!

 

This whole thread is hilarious, thanks guys. Although some of the language bears a strong resemblence to something else...

 

What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

 

I would say BUY IT NOW! But the cracks worry me... but if that don't worry you.... BUY IT NOW! :D

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