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THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, and all original regional band based in ROANOKE VA is looking to replace it's keys and guitar players ..... we are serious and extremely dedicated (3 nights a week 4hours per night) and play a variety of styles ..... some of our influences include: E,L,&P; Yes; Frandk Zappa; WEEN; Talking Heads; Rush; Early Pink Floyd; Primus; King Crimson; System of a Down; plus a whole bunch of jazz & clasical music .....

 

some samples of our music can be heard on our website

http://www.thediscordiansociety.com

 

as well as through Scrub Records

http://www.scrubrecords.com

 

email us here:

thediscordiansociety@yahoo.com

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Originally posted by davznothere:

THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, and all original regional band based in ROANOKE VA is looking to replace it's keys and guitar players ..... we are serious and extremely dedicated (3 nights a week 4hours per night) and play a variety of styles ..... some of our influences include: E,L,&P; Yes; Frandk Zappa; WEEN; Talking Heads; Rush; Early Pink Floyd; Primus; King Crimson; System of a Down; plus a whole bunch of jazz & clasical music .....

 

some samples of our music can be heard on our website

http://www.thediscordiansociety.com

 

as well as through Scrub Records

http://www.scrubrecords.com

 

email us here:

thediscordiansociety@yahoo.com

Looks like these guys have a firm grip on their style, doesn't it? :freak:

Mudcat's music on Soundclick

 

"Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em."-The Webb Wilder Credo-

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I'm sure they're very nice, but this is slightly spammy, so a little ribbing :D

 

Originally posted by Mudcat:

Looks like these guys have a firm grip on their style, doesn't it? :freak: [/QB]

And all styles that have been packing the club circuit lately.

 

Originally posted by davznothere:

[qb]

E,L,&P;

Yes;

Frank Zappa;

WEEN;

Talking Heads;

Rush;

Early Pink Floyd;

Primus;

King Crimson;

System of a Down;

plus a whole bunch of jazz & clasical music ...

Originally posted by davznothere:

[qb]THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, ... we are serious and extremely dedicated

I only play with wannabe slackers.

 

I have heard rumor of a mastermind and genius guitar player in the Brewster, NY area. Is there a relocation allowance?

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12 hours of rehearsal a week? sheesh, do you suck that bad? or is your band one of those egalitarian nightmares composed of longwinded megalomaniacs on diatribes about style and precedent... 4 hour rehearsal= 1/2 hour of actual playing.

 

what does your average gig pay? better be pretty f**kin' big to compensate for that much commitment.

 

Bill's right, we know a rock guitar mastermind who'd perfectly fit the bill. at least he's pretentious and has a sweet mullet. he's the future of music... colossal voice, legions of adoring fans, and a PR chick with big tits...

 

{edit}

 

oh wait, yer a bunch of hippies. rockguitarmulletgodguy won't work. damnit.

 

did you actually read the Robert Anton Wilson book your stealing from? did you get permission to freely use his stuff?

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I know this guy, his name is David Powers who is known as the "Guitar Mastermind" in his neck of the woods.

 

You may contact his publicist, Kyra, at:

 

Kyra@buzzpublicity.com

 

Send her a hearty hello from us! :wave:

 

Peace ;)

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Wow, I didn't even read the other replies about everyone recommending David.

 

That should REALLY tell you something!!!

 

Be sure to email Kyra!!!

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by guitar geezer:

BTW...can anyone access their site? It just bogs down and stalls out on me!

I was able to access it, but it took some time.

 

Did I read it right, they are charging $2 (including shipping) for a copy of their "albums"??? :eek:

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Originally posted by FunkJazz:

12 hours of rehearsal a week? sheesh, do you suck that bad? or is your band one of those egalitarian nightmares composed of longwinded megalomaniacs on diatribes about style and precedent... 4 hour rehearsal= 1/2 hour of actual playing.

 

what does your average gig pay? better be pretty f**kin' big to compensate for that much commitment.

 

Bill's right, we know a rock guitar mastermind who'd perfectly fit the bill. at least he's pretentious and has a sweet mullet. he's the future of music... colossal voice, legions of adoring fans, and a PR chick with big tits...

 

{edit}

 

oh wait, yer a bunch of hippies. rockguitarmulletgodguy won't work. damnit.

 

did you actually read the Robert Anton Wilson book your stealing from? did you get permission to freely use his stuff?

First ..... let me explain to you that ROBERT ANTON WILSON actually borrowed all the quotes FROM ...... Principia Discordia or How i found Goddess and what i did to her when i found her ..... whihc was originally printed sometime in the late 50's early 60's (1960ish) ..... and yes not only have i read THE ILLUMINATUS TRIOLOGY but also about 6 of his other books ..... awesome writer ..... Second ..... Steve jackson Games did a REPRINT of Principia and the book (as feel as most of the general iconography that goes with it) are free of copywrites ..... you may purchase his version of the book (original version + 20 pages by steve jackson & Co.) and add your own stuff to it ..... republish it and sell it with no hassles ..... now some things ..... the name of the band is copywritten as applicable to music (no other bands will snag it) but we aren't to worried about someone putting it on a T-shirt and make bucks ..... thats free advertisement to me ..... let 'em make some money if they are in the know 'bout the joke of it & wanna put in the effort .....

 

NOW ..... lets address the issue of money ..... YEA MONEY ..... but the pay is mediocre and slowly getting better ..... who cares ..... i wanna make a living yes, but, i play music because it thrills me and is such an excelent exchange of energy between people ..... it's like haveing a girlfriend as we all know ..... and the sharing of such intimate moments (lets be adults ...... *snicker*) with a group of people is just awesome ..... you learn so much from playing music ..... so the COMMITMENT is for ourselves ..... not for others or for money ..... thats kind of shallow .....

 

We practice 4 hours a night w/ 1 30 min break all the rest is playing ..... cept now, now we play 2 hours a night because it's been just me and the drummer for like 13 days ..... geeze i just realized i'm counting them ..... cause our guitar player couldn't hack it ..... thats why i posted the add ..... wasn't tryin' to spam ..... just trying to fill in a small gap ..... keep the ball rolling ..... sorry if i offended

 

I'm not a hippy ..... or any other thing either ..... in fact i only dress this way so people won't call me a punk .....

 

YES i can be an asshole ..... don't mean to be though ..... i just say it how i see it

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Originally posted by FunkJazz:

hey man :wave:

 

welcome aboard. you'll fit in nicely here :D

 

i just wanted to rib you a bit and see if you were spamming.

figured ..... if i can dish i can take man ..... .... ... .. . asshole ..... .... ... .. . .
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Welcome davznothere! :wave:

 

Appreciate your sense of humour. I'll try to listen to some of your sound clips (away from the office) to see how you incorporate all of those influences.

 

Good luck finding some new bandmates!

Mudcat's music on Soundclick

 

"Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em."-The Webb Wilder Credo-

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Welcome, davznothere.

This is a pretty good spot to hang once you get to know it a little. Stick around and join in!

:wave:

May all your thoughts be random!

- Neil

www.McFaddenArts.com

www.MikesGarageRocks.com

 

 

 

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Originally posted by davznothere:

Originally posted by BiC:

Wow, I didn't even read the other replies about everyone recommending David.

 

That should REALLY tell you something!!!

 

Be sure to email Kyra!!!

done and done .... THANX
Ummm, just to be straight up with ya, I was hoping you would realize I was being sarcastic- along with all the other guys about this particular person. :D

 

Yes, his name is David Powers. But he is not that well liked... er, at least his publicist isn't! Just scroll down some and read her post. You may have to go to page 2. You will see what I mean!

 

My intention was for YOU to spam HER, instead of her always spamming us. ;)

 

WRITE HER SOME MORE!!!!!!! :D:D:D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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all these people looking at the thread and no real relpies as far as our plight is concerned ..... glad to know i've found a nitch ..... most people usually have trouble appreciateing my special sense of witty cynicism ..... WHERE ARE ALL THE GUITAR PLAYERS NEEDING TO JOIN A BAND
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Originally posted by picker:

Broke and in Missouri. At least, I am...

Me too.

 

BTW...I'm broke and we're neighbors. Should have told you, my son Andrew and I hit the Tuesday night Blayney's jam with Blue 88 last week. Might go again this week...you up for it, Picker?

"Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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Originally posted by Tedster:

Originally posted by picker:

Broke and in Missouri. At least, I am...

Me too.

 

BTW...I'm broke and we're neighbors. Should have told you, my son Andrew and I hit the Tuesday night Blayney's jam with Blue 88 last week. Might go again this week...you up for it, Picker?

Don't hit that same street to take a leak.

 

Blue Light Special. :eek:

 

Our Joint

 

"When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...

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Originally posted by Dave th Dude:

Where's Dave? :rolleyes:

davznothere... MAN! :P

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by davznothere:

you folks make me feel like I am at a card game or something

Is that a good thing???

 

BTW, pass the nuts... :P

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by davznothere:

THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, and all original regional band based in ROANOKE VA is looking to replace it's keys and guitar players ..... we are serious and extremely dedicated (3 nights a week 4hours per night) and play a variety of styles ..... some of our influences include: E,L,&P; Yes; Frandk Zappa; WEEN; Talking Heads; Rush; Early Pink Floyd; Primus; King Crimson; System of a Down; plus a whole bunch of jazz & clasical music .....

 

some samples of our music can be heard on our website

http://www.thediscordiansociety.com

 

as well as through Scrub Records

http://www.scrubrecords.com

 

email us here:

thediscordiansociety@yahoo.com

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Originally posted by billster:

I'm sure they're very nice, but this is slightly spammy, so a little ribbing :D

 

Originally posted by Mudcat:

Looks like these guys have a firm grip on their style, doesn't it? :freak:

And all styles that have been packing the club circuit lately.

 

Originally posted by davznothere:

E,L,&P;

Yes;

Frank Zappa;

WEEN;

Talking Heads;

Rush;

Early Pink Floyd;

Primus;

King Crimson;

System of a Down;

plus a whole bunch of jazz & clasical music ...

Originally posted by davznothere:

[qb]THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, ... we are serious and extremely dedicated

I only play with wannabe slackers.

 

I have heard rumor of a mastermind and genius guitar player in the Brewster, NY area. Is there a relocation allowance?

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO GET DOWN ON SOMEONE ABOUT SPAMMING? IS THIS UR WAY OF "RACKING" UP A POST FOR FUCKSAKE? THE GUYS LOOKING FOR HELP AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS BITCH ABOUT IT BEING "A LITTLE SPAMMY".....GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING SO DAMN PETTY ABOUT SHIT.......JESUSCHRIST YOU PPL MAKE ME SICK.
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