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OT: Has the world ended yet? - ASTEROID! LOOK OUT!


Mike Gug

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Hey astronomers, any news on the Aussie Bloke's end of the world prediction? Have you seen that thread? Sometime between now and Sunday, the Earth will be hit by 2-3 huge Asteroids.

 

My favorite arcade game was Galaga, so I'll be no help. BUT if we get hit by various types of aliens that approach the Earth in repeating patterns, call my cell phone.

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I'm glad you guys informed me that it will all end on fathers day. I just convinced my wife to take all the money out of our savings. We are going to spend it and write some bad checks over the weekend. :D Thanks for the info.
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If you let the animation run on the above link, you will realize that there will be a very close call, if not an impact, on 1 Sep 2019.

 

Run the animation up to Aug 2019, then slow-mo it to 1 Sep 2019.

 

You will see what I'm talking about.

 

Peace :)

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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According to Nasa's animation, the asteroid will be closest to earth on 22 June 2004. This is closer than it will be on 1 Sep 2019.

 

1 AU = 149,597,871 kilometers

 

The distance that this asteroid will be from earth on 22 June is:

 

.0038 AU

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's 353,231 miles.

 

Gee whiz, a few million miles is a "close call" in Nasa's eyes. What do they think of 353,231 miles???

 

Interesting, but it's only a "close call" because space is so dag gone big!

 

At least this asteroid won't come within 1,000 miles of earth.

 

We'll be alright! :thu:

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by FunkJazz:

"man i hope the earth isn't destroyed, i keep all my stuff there."

"Why, that could hurt little wooden boy!"

 

"SPOOOOOON!!" :cool::D:D:D

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Wow! I would have thought that the impact yesterday would have caused more devistaion then this...I woke up this morning and the ground was still dry...it was still uncracked...There were no fireballs and no blocking out of the sun...You don't think that Aussie guy was making it all up do you? :D
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Originally posted by A String:

"Wow! I would have thought that the impact yesterday would have caused more devistaion then this...I woke up this morning and the ground was still dry...it was still uncracked...There were no fireballs and no blocking out of the sun...You don't think that Aussie guy was making it all up do you?" :D

Well, there is that crack in your guitar-neck! ;) Are you covered for cataclysmic meteor damage?

 

Originally posted by mach1mike:

"I'm screwed i thought the world was ending so i emptied the savings, wrote bad checks and cheated on my wife. Any advice would help." :D

Well, now that you started that ball a-rollin', just keep doing the same! ;):D

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Originally posted by mach1mike:

I'm screwed i thought the world was ending so i emptied the savings, wrote bad checks and cheated on my wife. Any advice would help. :D

Ask God for forgiveness. Then go, and sin no more. ;)

 

:thu:

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Originally posted by Caevan O'Shite:

I do hope you know that I was kidding there! (About "writin' bad checks and cheatin'")

I dun-nooo...........

 

He just MAY have taken you seriously and continued to muck in the mire!!! ;)

 

SHAME ON YOU!!! :wave::D

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Originally posted by mach1mike:

I'm screwed i thought the world was ending so i emptied the savings, wrote bad checks and cheated on my wife. Any advice would help. :D

Write a country song about it. :D Be sure to include that your dog got hit by a Mack truck and your trailer and pickup truck were repossesed by the savings & loan.

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I could call the song "The End of The World Let Me Down".

 

It would go something like this

I emptied my savings last night

went out and cheated on my wife

wrote bad checks all over town

But the end of the world let me down

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Originally posted by mach1mike:

I could call the song "The End of The World Let Me Down".

 

It would go something like this

I emptied my savings last night

went out and cheated on my wife

wrote bad checks all over town

But the end of the world let me down

:thu: Sounds good!

BlueStrat

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Originally posted by mach1mike:

I hope you guys relize i was just kidding about the bad checks and cheating. But there might be a country song in there somewhere.

I dun-noooo ......... Caveman & myself are taking you pre-tty seriously! :wave:

 

Just don't forget to repent so you will be saved once the big rock precedes The Rock !!! ;)

 

Peace and Forgiveness!!! :thu:

 

hehe cough...cough... hehe

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