Base Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Originally posted by Teahead: I've been shown just how suggestable I am this morning, I ignore a thread that's six pages long because it says so. Then I click on another saying "Groupies!" Again, simply because it says so! Tea. Worth a shot Fa Fa FA Fa fa fa fa fa FA fa FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiC Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 DONTCHA MEAN POUNDS ??????????????????????????? "Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Base Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Yeah, but say pounds in a Dr Evil voice and it's just not nearly as funny Fa Fa FA Fa fa fa fa fa FA fa FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teahead Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 "One Beeeellion Dollars eh?" "Seems a reasonable ask." "Ok, so who do I make this cheque payable to?"...."Wait a minute!" "I don't have a cheque book!" Nice try! Will cash do? Tea. Pedal Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeleyEstates Posted May 3, 2004 Share Posted May 3, 2004 i don't have a billion, but then again, i AM frum holland... isn't dat vierd? http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/austin4.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueZet Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Originally posted by Teahead: "One Beeeellion Dollars eh?" "Seems a reasonable ask." "Ok, so who do I make this cheque payable to?"...."Wait a minute!" "I don't have a cheque book!" Nice try! Will cash do? Tea.cash will do fine thx - due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been SWITCHED OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werewolf by Night Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 ~ Stop me if you've heard this one before... ~ This big, oafish lout of a guy's walking down the road in the middle of nowhere, muttering to himself. "Schmuck! You couldn't marry the right woman?" "Schmuck! You couldn't have held onto a job?" "Schmuck! You couldn't have found a good job?" "Schmuck! You couldn'- OUCH!" He twisted his ankle, tripping over an old-fashioned oil-lamp lying there in the dusty road. "Hmmn, looks like one o' them old lamps, like in the Arabian Nights, with the Genie...", he said aloud. "Aw, SCHMUCK! Who would entertain such stuff?!?, he snorted. "But, then again...", he said, looking around, "Schmuck! What could it hurt?" Sheepishly at first, then vigorously, he rubbed the lamp. Looking closely at his reflection in the smearry brass, he muttered, "Schmuck! What did you expe- !!" It was then that, lo and be-hold, a huge genie in a fez and exotic silks blew out of the lamp in a cloud of colored smokes, with a thunderclap. "Whaaat?!!? What do you WANT?? Who summons the mighty Djinn'?", he bellowed. "Uh- uh- I do- I DO!!", stammered the amazed man. "What dost thou want?", demanded the genie. "A ZILLION BUCKS!" blurted our man. "Allright. When do you want it?", asked the genie. "RIGHT NOW!!", our man spat out. "O.K., just how do you want it?", inquired the genie. "IN CASH!!!", the man screamed. * * * * There was a tremendous thunderclap as the genie slammed his hands together over his head, and an enormous pile of moneybags appeared in the air... and crushed the man in the road to instant pulpy death. "Schmuck!", the genie remarked with disgust. "You couldn't take a check??!!" Paraphrased by memory from an old Al Jaffee/ MAD book... Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teahead Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Great stuff Caevan! Tea... Pedal Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teahead Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 So good, I hit the damn button twice! Pedal Clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicalhair Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Hey Base, I might be able to hook you up actually! See, I helped out this down on his luck Nigerian fellow and he's got some money coming back my way. As soon as I cash the check I'll post back here about helping you out. The check should be here any day now. Yep, any day now. check out some comedy I've done: http://louhasspoken.tumblr.com/ My Unitarian Jihad Name: Brother Broadsword of Enlightened Compassion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Base Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 FANTASTIC!!!! Because I have replied to dozens of those e-mails and not seen a single penny!!!!!!! But this next one I have is a sure thing!!! I just need to send him ONE BEEEEELLION DOLLARS and we'll be rich, RICH I TELL'S YA!!!!!!!! Fa Fa FA Fa fa fa fa fa FA fa FA FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funk Jazz Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Originally posted by musicalhair: Hey Base, I might be able to hook you up actually! See, I helped out this down on his luck Nigerian fellow and he's got some money coming back my way. As soon as I cash the check I'll post back here about helping you out. The check should be here any day now. Yep, any day now.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Originally posted by Base: FANTASTIC!!!! Because I have replied to dozens of those e-mails and not seen a single penny!!!!!!! But this next one I have is a sure thing!!! I just need to send him ONE BEEEEELLION DOLLARS and we'll be rich, RICH I TELL'S YA!!!!!!!! Check out this guy . He's scamming the scammers LOL Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werewolf by Night Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 I think that the Wewus was contacted by a would-be (and very inept) con-artist from Nigeria last year... what a wrong-turn for that wannabe scammer!! Yeah, I've seen that "Scaming the Scammers"-'site before; hysterical, guitar geezer! By the way, I love that "Jimi Who?" pic in your avatar! Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do? ~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~ _ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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