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Derwood73

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Hello! My name is Darrin Hunter, and this is honestly the first time Ive ever posted before. But I have a need to tell everyone about a great line of products that I recently discovered. About 3 months ago, I met a guy named Michael Green. Michael is an Acoustician by trade, who has designed recording studios for the likes of Warner Bros., EMI, Sony, and others. He has created an entire line of products that optimize the sound of whatever you use them in conjunction with (guitar amp, mixing board, speakers, drums, etc.). One day Michael asked me to tag along with him to do a demonstration in a recording studio just outside Detroit called the Sound Lounge. The results were truly amazing! The first product we used was called a Tuning Board. A Tuning Board is a piece of specially treated wood with four brass points on each corner that elevate it off the floor. When you place the tuning board under a guitar amp, it really opens up the sound of the amp. The sound instantly becomes fuller, and really fills the room. Next we used a product that Michael calls a Pressure Zone Controller (PZC). The PZC design is more difficult to describe, but they are completely customizable to a musicians personal taste. The PZCs can either be tuned using a tuning nut imbedded inside board, or they can be placed in various positions according to preference. We placed multiple PZCs behind the guitar amp, and really blew away everyone in the studio (including myself). I watched as Michael could change how you accent the highs, mids, or lows, just by different placements of the PZCs. Finally, we moved into the mixing room for a display that would boggle my mind! First, we cued up a new track that the studio had just finished. Then, Michael actually tuned the mixing board right before our eyes. If I wouldnt have been there to see it myself, I wouldnt have believed it. Michael, using his products and innovative techniques, eventually took the singers voice from being projected from her nasal passage down to her diaphragm. It was amazing! Look, Ive rambled on more than I wanted to, but as you can see Im really fired up about these products. I personally, being a local musician in a working band, use the tuning board every time I play. Its like my American Express (I dont leave home without it). It is my first step into world of tunable products, and my fellow guitar buddies are so jealous. I could go on forever about this, but if you want to really make the most of your sound and equipment, e-mail me for more information. Darrin Hunter: derwood@ejourney.com
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Hello Darrin. You are Spam. Spam is delicious.

 

This is fun replying to spam. My mind is mush and I can't think of anything else to contribute to this forum except a reply to spam.

 

Life goes on.

 

I had a bad day today. I am tired and very frustrated with my job. But you, oh Darrin, have made my life so much more complete with spam.

 

Good bye Darrin Spam. I wish you well.

 

:confused:

 

(Just took my anti-depressant. Feeling much better now. Thank you...)

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Hmmmnn... it is pretty spammy, but also kinda interesting; culinary spam-cuisine, perhaps?

 

Plus, most textbook examples of spam are a lot shorter, and mostly just provide links, 'site addresses, etc.

 

If ya pop in more often, Derwood73/Darrin Hunter, with other stuff, like questions, answers, or just kiddin' around, I, for one, would welcome ya!

Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do?

 

~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~

_ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _

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Originally posted by Derwood73:

The first product we used was called a Tuning Board. A Tuning Board is a piece of specially treated wood with four brass points on each corner that elevate it off the floor. When you place the tuning board under a guitar amp, it really opens up the sound of the amp. The sound instantly becomes fuller, and really fills the room. .com

Not just wood, " specially treated wood" :eek: ....and when you place it under the amp, that's when the magic happens :love:

 

The wood wasn't taken from Michael Jackson's magic tree at Neverland Ranch was it ? :confused:

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:idea: With a little special treatment from this girl I call "The Jean Genie", I'll get wood, and that's when-the-magic-happens!!! :freak::D:D:D:thu:

 

Sorry, tha Dev'l made me do it! :rolleyes: -k

Ask yourself- What Would Ren and Stimpy Do?

 

~ Caevan James-Michael Miller-O'Shite ~

_ ___ _ Leprechaun, Esquire _ ___ _

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http://www.michaelgreenproducts.net/images/scan0003.jpg

 

"Hello, I am Michael Green.

 

Put your amp on my box or I will use my products and innovative techniques to project my voice out of my ass down your nasal passages."

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I didn't get past the first sentence. Did anyone else?

 

SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM ..SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM .. SPAM ..

Gotta' geetar... got the amp. There must be SOMEthing else I... "need".
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