george costanza Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Which two of our resident "experts" have reportedly not only finally met in person but have chosen to "knot the tie"? I can't reveal their names but ubiquitous newbie welcomer "*****" & perennial list thread starter "xxxxx" supposedly bumped into one another on a busy Manhattan side street (he getting his "chocolate" into her "peanut butter") & well, the rest is her's & history ! I'm told that, having booked that Scottish castle where all the Nobs get hitched , the ceremony will be conducted by Hugh Hofner. Musical entertainment will be provided by me, drunkenly singing "I'm Not A Girl; Not Yet A Woman", while the Wewus "plucks his magic twanger". The couple is registered at Sears Queens but well-wishers are requested, in lieu of gifts, to start a thread listing The Year Their Favorite Rock Band Recorded The Best-Ever Guitar Solo In A Song That They Really Like & Think That You Should, Too. More details to follow as I think them up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Jeez! Now I'll be sure to stay glued to the monitor and hit refresh every 30 seconds so I don't miss the latest update. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Wow...but could this turn into a soap opera, as we discover that he was polishing his neck with another girl's ax wax? "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six_string_sally Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 She must've been wearing a G-string. Men fall for that every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Originally posted by six_string_sally: She must've been wearing a G-string. Men fall for that every time. You're durn tootin'!!! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollykin Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 haha... this is just... whacked. Nolly ...g string... haha thats a good one. "Money, Bitchez and Cheese!" http://www.playspoon.com/nollykin/files/voxline.gif "I never thought about it, and I never stopped to feel - But I didn't want you telling me just what to think was real. And as simple as it comes, I only wanted to express- ...But with expression comes regret - and I don't want you hating me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_dup3 Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 I like "Hugh Hofner"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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