offramp Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld 0900 - Mad About Everything 0930 - Monday Night Stoning 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money 1030 - Allah McBeal TUESDAY: 0800 - Wheel of Terror 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers WEDNESDAY: 0800 - Beat the Press 0830 - When Kurds Attack 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone 1000 - Veilwatch THURSDAY: 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi 083 0 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 0930 - Married with 139 Children 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News FRIDAY: 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 0900 - Teletalibans 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You? SATURDAY: 0800 - Judge Saddam 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire? 0930 - Cave and Garden Television 1000 - No-Witness News I've upped my standards; now, up yours.
DanYmaL X Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 hahaha funny. wait, no, actually it wasn't. You actually took the time to think up all those, or was that one of those mass heres-a-funny-joke-pass-it-on-for-good-luck emails that I'm always deleting? :eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :cry: Aerodyne Jazz Deluxe Pod X3 Live Roland Bolt-60 (modified) Genz Benz GBE250-C 2x10 Acoustic 2x12 cab
offramp Posted February 14, 2003 Author Posted February 14, 2003 good god, man...meant to be humor. 'good luck e-mails'? where the hell did you get that one? no, it was forwarded to me. i got huge laughs out of it, 99% because they're humorous and interesting plays on words. y'know, there's only so much 'sceptre of domesday' i can handle on my information channels; a little levity is getting to be like heroin...expensive, dicey to come by, and increasingly illegal and immoral. chrissakes...lighten up. :rolleyes: i'm curious: would you have thought less of me if i HAD taken the time to come up with those? because i sometimes 'get on a roll' with stuff like that; i come from a family of humorists/punsters, and i married into one, so yeah, sometimes the shit just rolls out. would i have been less of a person in your eyes if it were my original work? I've upped my standards; now, up yours.
BrianT Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 I thought it was funny. Regards, Brian T P.S. danymal_x. What exactly was it about the thread title "Afghan TV guide" that made you think this would be cool enough for you?
Rog Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by BrianT: [b]I thought it was funny. Regards, Brian T P.S. danymal_x. What exactly was it about the thread title "Afghan TV guide" that made you think this would be cool enough for you?[/b][/quote]I thought it was funny when I first saw it 18 months ago ;) "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
offramp Posted February 14, 2003 Author Posted February 14, 2003 Hey...I didn't make any claims to "fresh" :p I've upped my standards; now, up yours.
Botch. Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 It was fresh to me, I laughed my Taliban off! Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
Rick K. Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 :D :D I missed that one, too. Thanks, offramp! Rick
DanYmaL X Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by offramp: [b]good god, man...meant to be humor. 'good luck e-mails'? where the hell did you get that one? no, it was forwarded to me. i got huge laughs out of it, 99% because they're humorous and interesting plays on words. y'know, there's only so much 'sceptre of domesday' i can handle on my information channels; a little levity is getting to be like heroin...expensive, dicey to come by, and increasingly illegal and immoral. chrissakes...lighten up. :rolleyes: i'm curious: would you have thought less of me if i HAD taken the time to come up with those? because i sometimes 'get on a roll' with stuff like that; i come from a family of humorists/punsters, and i married into one, so yeah, sometimes the shit just rolls out. would i have been less of a person in your eyes if it were my original work?[/b][/quote]Actually, I'd have thought [i]more[/i] of you if you'd thought it up all by yourself... as it is, I've seen the very same thing in one form or another about 10 times in the last few months, attached to an email with no less than 5 [i]Fw:[/i]'s in the subject line, and at the end, the message "if you pass this on to 10 friends..." etc etc etc. Not meaning any personal attack on you by it, by any means... it just wasn't funny this time around. Sorry. [quote]Originally posted by BrianT: [b] P.S. danymal_x. What exactly was it about the thread title "Afghan TV guide" that made you think this would be cool enough for you? [/b][/quote]I guess I just like to go 'slumming' every now and then... KMA :D DX Aerodyne Jazz Deluxe Pod X3 Live Roland Bolt-60 (modified) Genz Benz GBE250-C 2x10 Acoustic 2x12 cab
offramp Posted February 14, 2003 Author Posted February 14, 2003 "Not meaning any personal attack on you by it, by any means... it just wasn't funny this time around. Sorry." A little clarification at the beginning goes a long way. If you didn't find it funny, no biggie, but try to remember that you're not the only one out there reading. I've upped my standards; now, up yours.
Jotown Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 Funny, Offramp. I'd rather laugh at Saddam then bomb him anyway. :eek: Jotown:) "It's all good: Except when it's Great"
NOT Bolt Rifles Posted February 14, 2003 Posted February 14, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Jotown: [b]Funny, Offramp. I'd rather laugh at Saddam then bomb him anyway. :eek: [/b][/quote]Why can't we do both? "Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." -- John Adams "I am a senior member, and thereby entilted to all the privileges and rights accorded said status" -- NBR
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