OT - Whatcha doin for Valentine's Day?

Botch. · February 13, 2003

I've got tickets to a nice dinner at Needles Lodge, which is on top of Snowbasin Ski area (where some of the '02 Winter Olympics were held). Its a ten-minute gondola ride to the lodge, snowing to beat the band today but supposed to be clear as a bell tomorrow night, full moon, and supposedly a great restaurant. And for a gift, a bottle of vinegar! Seriously, the really expensive balsamic type, that you eat on vanilla ice cream, she loves that stuff! What are your plans?

DanYmaL X · February 13, 2003

oh sh*t! thanks for the reminder... gotta go! DX :eek:

Botch. · February 13, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by danymal_x: [b]oh sh*t! thanks for the reminder... gotta go! DX :eek: [/b][/quote]You owe me beer, danymal! :D ;)

mark_dog · February 13, 2003

im gonna send some flowers to my girlfriend

Jotown · February 13, 2003

I'll be gigging.

tnb · February 13, 2003

It is my daughters 2nd birthday, so I will be baking a cake, picking up flowers for the wife, then rushing out for the 2 gigs I have that evening.

PBBPaul · February 13, 2003

Lessee... I'll be working, picking up the kids, frantically cleaning up the house, then I'll be picking my wife up at the airport. She's been in Scottsdale all week.

Tedster · February 13, 2003

Probably a quiet one. We tend to celebrate a big Valentine's Day with a big dinner party for some couple friends of ours, which we'll be doing Sunday, rather than tomorrow. On top of it, just about everyone we know has a February Birthday, so it's gonna be a big day. Little, intimate celebration tomorrow, big one Sunday.

ITGITC · February 13, 2003

I think guys should get equal time... Since Valentine's day is slanted more towards stuff for the ladies, why can't we have a day where we can go out and buy gear, bring it home, and not get chewed out for it? Can I hear a 'second' to that motion? It makes sense to me! :D

Tedster · February 13, 2003

I second that!!! Third that, even!!!

tnb · February 13, 2003

Originally post by Is There Gas in the Car: [quote] Since Valentine's day is slanted more towards stuff for the ladies, why can't we have a day where we can go out and buy gear, bring it home, and not get chewed out for it? [/quote]I am in. What will this special day be called?

Mark Zeger · February 13, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by tnb: [b]Originally post by Is There Gas in the Car: [quote] Since Valentine's day is slanted more towards stuff for the ladies, why can't we have a day where we can go out and buy gear, bring it home, and not get chewed out for it? [/quote]I am in. What will this special day be called?[/b][/quote]Hell Freezes Over Day

joegerardi · February 13, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by Is There Gas in the Car?: [b]I think guys should get equal time... Since Valentine's day is slanted more towards stuff for the ladies, why can't we have a day where we can go out and buy gear, bring it home, and not get chewed out for it? Can I hear a 'second' to that motion? It makes sense to me! :D [/b][/quote]Already in the works. Here's the article: Steak And Blowjob Day Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret: Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret: Guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world and, of course, Steak and BJs.

KHAN · February 13, 2003

Gig for me too.

Mark Zeger · February 13, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by joegerardi: [b] Steak And Blowjob Day [/b][/quote]You're killing me! I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm going to get fired! :D

Valkyrie Sound · February 13, 2003

I'm gonna be at home... alone....crying.... .....again..... :cry: Valky

Jeff Klopmeyer · February 13, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by Valkyrie Sound: [b]I'm gonna be at home... alone....crying.... .....again.....[/b][/quote]Yeah, whatever, sympathy hound. I don't buy it for a second. :rolleyes: I'll be doing the usual...getting the wife a card, some candy in a heart-shaped box, and probably some type of gift. We're done with the romantic, "how sweet" gifts after 13+ years together. She wants something that she really likes, so I'll probably pick her up a new DVD, or a PlayStation game. If she was expecting jewelry this year, she's in for a surprise (and not a happy one!). ;) - Jeff

DanYmaL X · February 14, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by Botch.: [b] [quote]Originally posted by danymal_x: [b]oh sh*t! thanks for the reminder... gotta go! DX :eek: [/b][/quote]You owe me beer, danymal! :D ;) [/b][/quote]Not anymore I don't! I just went and dropped almost $100 on a freakin' flower arrangement... I'll still buy you that beer though, if you don't mind a few tears in it! DX :rolleyes:

jeffbayson · February 14, 2003

double post, sorry

jeffbayson · February 14, 2003

For this Valentine's Day, I will be doing... MY GIRLFRIEND!!! HA HA HA!!! To all of the celibate people out there - and I know you're out there, I mean, c'mon, you're spending your time on an Internet message board - I apologize for my gloating. But let me ask you this: when was the last time you shaved? Do you shave daily? Don't you think that might be the reason you're never getting laid? Don't you worry that by not shaving, and not getting laid as a consequence, you are putting your health in serious jeopardy? You probably think I'm just joking. Or being weird. But I'm not. YOU MUST READ this [url=http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/02/06/offbeat.health.shaving.reut/]very important scientific study.[/url]

Jeff Klopmeyer · February 14, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by eljefe: [b]To all of the celibate people out there - and I know you're out there, I mean, c'mon, you're spending your time on an Internet message board - I apologize for my gloating.[/b][/quote]1. "Celibate" implies that the person has a choice on whether or not to get laid, and chooses not to. I think "loser" was the word you were looking for, eljefe! :) 2. Hey...aren't [i]you[/i] on this internet message board a lot? Hmmm... [quote][b]But let me ask you this: when was the last time you shaved? Do you shave daily? Don't you think that might be the reason you're never getting laid? Don't you worry that by not shaving, and not getting laid as a consequence, you are putting your health in serious jeopardy?[/b][/quote]That article was just plain weird. I hate shaving, and do it maybe twice a week since I'm the laziest human being you may ever meet in your life. In those times in between shaving, hair mysteriously grows out of my face, perhaps unattractively, but it doesn't seem to decrease (or increase) my sex drive whether I shave or not. The confusing part: was it the lack of shaving or the lack of getting laid that was the cause of the strokes? Because if it's the latter, I'm going to have to use this excuse to have more sex. "You don't want me to die, do you, honey?" :) - Jeff

Tedster · February 14, 2003

What was the joke about the monk who got a job transcribing ancient writings...painstakingly, day in and day out. He was warned to be careful with his translation, as any error could be carried down for centuries. Curious, he decided to do some research on some of the writings he'd been copying about monk's conduct. After months, years, of research, he was found in his room crying horribly. The abbott walked up and said, "Why are you crying?" The monk replied..."I found it right here. The word was SUPPOSED to be "CELIBRATE".

Gtoledo3 · February 14, 2003

Well, my valentine's is kind of spread over two days, b/c I work Friday nights. Tonight, we're seeing Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, tommorrow we're spending the day together and eating some thai food later. Of course, I get to shower her with gifts. :D

ViLo · February 14, 2003

I'm Sick! :cry: :cry:

Cowbell · February 14, 2003

Steak and Blow Job Day.....ROTFLMAO

DanYmaL X · February 14, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by GT3: [b]Of course, I get to shower her with gifts. :D [/b][/quote]And then you get to shower [i]with[/i] her gifts, right? :D or are you a non-shaver, too? :rolleyes: I have a goatee, but still shave every day... where do I fit in in all that I wonder? :confused: DX

patrick_dont_fret · February 14, 2003

Hmmm, let's see. I'll be going to school, going home, doing some homework, going to work, then sleeping. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Nothing special.

Gus Lozada · February 14, 2003

... mmhhh... * Two dozens of White Roses * A CD with the song I wrote for her * A hughe teddy bear * A hand written love letter... ... everything delivered at her school for maximum impact :thu:

Jeff Klopmeyer · February 14, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by Gus Lozada: [b]... mmhhh... * Two dozens of White Roses * A CD with the song I wrote for her * A hughe teddy bear * A hand written love letter... ... everything delivered at her school for maximum impact :thu: [/b][/quote]Gus, buddy...you're making us look bad. You have to stop that crap. May I recommend you change out that gift to a six-pack of Dos Equis and a card you found at a 24-hour convenience store? :) Kidding. Sounds nice. - Jeff

Dak Lander · February 14, 2003

[quote]Originally posted by Gus Lozada: [b]... mmhhh... * Two dozens of White Roses * A CD with the song I wrote for her * A hughe teddy bear * A hand written love letter... ... everything delivered at her school for maximum impact :thu: [/b][/quote]Uh, Gus, delivered to her school???? Just how young is this (valentine)? Over the legal limit I'm sure... :thu: As for this poor soul. I'm working, working, working. Do you know how hard I work every day? Well, let me tell you.... Ring any bells? Really, I'm working all day. I'll spend some nice close time with my best friend/spouse & we'll try our damnedest to forget the freaking kids. :eek:

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